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“Quote It!”

June 24th, 2011

Do you quote Adventures in Odyssey ALL. THE. TIME?!

Help us out with our Avery Awards podcast! Comment on this blog and quote your favorite line from Album 53: The Green Ring Conspiracy!  The funnier, the better.  Just remember to include which character said the line, so they get the credit. ;)

May the quoting begin!

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700 Comments on ““Quote It!””

  • Joshua on June 24th, 2011 - 4:31pm

     

    “Hey, my parents watch you on the eleven o’clock news… You put them to sleep every night.” This is a quote by Jay when he was talking to the news reporter in the first episode of the GRC.


  • soldierboy on June 24th, 2011 - 4:32pm

     

    Penny Wise: “I just love those orange overalls, I want a pair of those!” :P


  • Drea on June 24th, 2011 - 4:59pm

     

    “Who was that masked man?” by Penny Wise.
    “Watch the counter. Oooh, watch the counter! Free ice cream for the counter watcher!” by Jay Smouse.
    “Of course it does, Connie. I never kid about licorice.” by Wooton Bassett.
    “TLC” by Connie Kendall. “Tender Loving Care?” by Whit. “Well how sweet.” by Monty Whittaker. “No he wasn’t being sweet.” by Connie Kendall.


  • random on June 24th, 2011 - 5:08pm

     

    “but what about the cranberry soda?” -Wooten Basset


  • TA-418 on June 24th, 2011 - 5:14pm

     

    One of my favorite quotes from Album 53 was this: “Sorry about the window.” ~ Monty Whittaker-Dowd and Jason Whittaker


  • legobenj on June 24th, 2011 - 5:23pm

     

    Jay: The only one sitting around here is him, when they drop him the electric chair for being a counterfeiter!


  • sheyenne on June 24th, 2011 - 5:25pm

     

    That’s no man!that’s Matthew! ;) ;)


  • legobenj on June 24th, 2011 - 5:27pm

     

    Jay: The only one sitting around here is him, when they drop him in the electric chair for being a counterfeiter!


  • erica on June 24th, 2011 - 5:28pm

     

    “That was no man,that was Matthew” By: Jay


  • purpleturtle on June 24th, 2011 - 5:33pm

     

    Connie: Why does everything always happen when I’m gone? I know it’s not that funny, but I do end up saying it a lot. Also: … and a Winnie the Pooh blanket. Yup, Wooton’s definitely been here. It isn’t verbatim, but it’s still funny. :D Third comment!


  • Will :) on June 24th, 2011 - 6:07pm

     

    (Polehaus’s lines)
    Printing Shop Owner: You’re one of those guys who thinks being rudely terse is an enduring quality.
    :) Don Polehaus: Am I wrong?
    :( Printing Shop Owner: I’ll be right back.
    :) Don Polehaus: By the way, do you find rudely terse enduring enough to consider having dinner with me?
    Printing Shop Owner: What about Mrs. Detective Polehaus?
    Don Polehaus: She succumbed to a heart attack 7 years ago.
    :Printing Shop Owner: I bet she’s just using that as an excuse. Next customer please!


  • jill on June 24th, 2011 - 6:39pm

     

    Eugene in green ring 1 “Loudly exclaimed euphemisms escape me” when Emily brings in the backpack full of counterfeit money


  • Sarah G. on June 24th, 2011 - 6:52pm

     

    1st choice:
    Emily: “I’m on a case!”
    Jay: “Yeah? Well, so am I. And I bet MY case is bigger than your case.
    Emily: “Oh, really?”
    Jay: “Yeah, like yours is probably just a little case with clip lock combination thingies, where my case is like a BIG trunk with lots of compartments and huge steel padlocks that are STRONG….
    Buck: “Weren’t you goin’ to your uncle’s?”
    Jay: “Oh yeah, yeah…got lost in the metaphor for a second.”


  • Sarah G. on June 24th, 2011 - 6:52pm

     

    2nd choice:

    Jay: “Nice little moment holding hands across the creek, by the way. Must be LOOOVE!”

    Jay is so hilarious! Love his character! :D


  • odysseyscool on June 24th, 2011 - 7:15pm

     

    Matthew Parker: “So, the question is: fact or urban legend?” (The Green Ring Conspiracy 1)


  • odysseyscool on June 24th, 2011 - 7:16pm

     

    Jay Smouse (or Emily Parker): “WHO KNOWS THAT? WHY WOULD ANYONE KNOW THAT?


  • odysseyscool on June 24th, 2011 - 7:18pm

     

    Wooton Bassett: “Why is the periodic table constant? Or why isn’t there another word for synonym? or why did they ever put an s in the word lisp?”


  • odysseyscool on June 24th, 2011 - 7:18pm

     

    Penny Wise: “Who was that masked man?”


  • odysseyscool on June 24th, 2011 - 7:19pm

     

    Connie Kendall: “Will somebody just stop and tell me what’s going on?”


  • odysseyscool on June 24th, 2011 - 7:19pm

     

    Eugene Meltsner: “Would you mind licking this spoon and telling me if it tastes funny?”


  • Travis on June 24th, 2011 - 7:21pm

     

    Something from Jay like the the metaphor escapade with Emily and Buck or his heroics at Whits End or the railroad track. Also maybe his electric chair talk at whits end. Wooton also had some good ones in the bunker and rail car,”my friend had a bunker/train car just like this one.”


  • kingskid on June 24th, 2011 - 7:25pm

     

    Buck: Heh. You have a thing about big trucks?
    Jay: Yeah, ever since I was a kid . . . you know, um, rrr, honk honk, wi-rrrrr, [continues to make truck noises], heey, pull it over, back it up, rurrr, parallel park, and . . . with a truck.


  • Joshua on June 24th, 2011 - 7:28pm

     

    Eugene: :oops: “I don’t believe my failure as a pilot is a cause for dismissal.” This is in response to something Whit says in the GRC episode one. :)


  • THEWALRUSMAN on June 24th, 2011 - 7:41pm

     

    Jay:
    Stay back or I’ll fire!
    Buck:
    That’s an ice cream scoop, Jay.


  • Travis on June 24th, 2011 - 7:42pm

     

    Detective Polhaus:”to bad the don’t allow preemptive arrests…ask your uncle or anybody else at campbell county prison.” and,”I’m going to have to change my whole worldview when a hagler plays good-guy.”


  • barbie on June 24th, 2011 - 8:13pm

     

    Don’t move or I’ll shoot! Um, Jay, that’s an icecream scoop. Yeah, and I know how to use it! Jay and Buck’s conversation when Buck is trying to run away. It’s probably not word for word, but it’s something along those lines!


  • NCBBQ on June 24th, 2011 - 8:23pm

     

    Mr. Skint: “You don’t have to be afraid Miss Katrina. You only have to be bound and gagged”


  • barbie on June 24th, 2011 - 8:26pm

     

    “Don’t get lost in the labyrinth.” Whit telling Jason to be careful.


  • best boy on June 24th, 2011 - 8:59pm

     

    connie:who was that mask man


  • frocjump fjs on June 24th, 2011 - 9:09pm

     

    ilove odyysey please do asecreat word this summer


  • e.j. jiggles on June 24th, 2011 - 9:17pm

     

    Buck:
    “I thought you guys were all about love and trust and friendship. I’m so disappointed.”
    Eugene:
    “Love and trust isn’t the same as blind stupidity.”
    Not sure if i got all of that right, but I think you get the idea.
    :) ;) :lol:


  • barbie on June 24th, 2011 - 9:28pm

     

    Episode 1:
    “I would love to stay and chat but that would keep me from leaving.” Jay riding his bike after he crashed with Emily.

    “I’ve met junkyard dogs with better personalities.” The newsman talking to Jay about Detective Polhouse.

    “You look like death sucking on a bad lemon.” Wally Haggler talking to Dirk Beggs while Dirk is at his junkyard.


  • Noah M on June 24th, 2011 - 9:59pm

     

    “And get me that kid’s spit!”

    -Detective Polehaus


  • Noah M on June 24th, 2011 - 10:00pm

     

    “You know how fathers go off and die like heroes for their country? Mine was nothing like that.”

    -Buck Oliver


  • Noah M on June 24th, 2011 - 10:01pm

     

    “…You know, uh… ‘Vroooom,… uuunnnhhh, … brooom,… eeeep! Back it up! Pulling over! …with a truck…”

    - Jay Smouse


  • Noah M on June 24th, 2011 - 10:02pm

     

    “And your my cat – meow – soft and quiet.”

    - Jebediah Skint


  • Noah M on June 24th, 2011 - 10:04pm

     

    “Huh… watch the counter. wuh… watch the counter? Cool! Free ice cream for the ‘counter watcher’!”

    - Jay Smouse


  • Noah M on June 24th, 2011 - 10:06pm

     

    ” You are not a very good person at all!”

    - Penny Wise


  • Noah M on June 24th, 2011 - 10:07pm

     

    “Oh. There must have been a lot of money in that drawer!”


  • Noah M on June 24th, 2011 - 10:07pm

     

    “Hey watch my coffee, Barnie!”

    - Train Driver


  • danIEL on June 24th, 2011 - 10:12pm

     

    Get me that kids spit!


  • principalvog on June 24th, 2011 - 10:12pm

     

    Penny Wise: Good thing we had all this money to cushion the blow!


  • Ryan on June 24th, 2011 - 11:02pm

     

    Buck Oliver: …You have a thing about big trucks?
    Jay Smouse: Oh yeah. Ever since I was a kid, you know, (makes truck noises)
    Buck Oliver: If you want to make friends, don’t ever do noises like that again, OK?
    Jay Smouse: Yeah.


  • pace on June 24th, 2011 - 11:22pm

     

    do a podcast on mistakes you [aio] hav made


  • Alicia on June 25th, 2011 - 2:25am

     

    “You have a thing about big trucks?” Buck Oliver said to Jay. Jay answered; “Oh yeah! Ever since I was a kid! You know.. um.. voom, voom! honk, honk! voom, urrt! Pulling over, and uh backing up and parrell park… with a truck.” To which Buck replies; “If you ever want to make friends, don’t ever make noises like that again, okay?!”


  • STEPHEN on June 25th, 2011 - 2:28am

     

    “I saw it too!” replied Nelson. “Yeah?! Well, I say it before you did!” answered Jay. “Oh yeah? and what time were you there?!” challenged Nelson. “Like 5 minutes before whatever time you were there!!” replied Jay.


  • Isaiah on June 25th, 2011 - 2:30am

     

    “I don’t trust him.” Jay said. “Why?” asked Matthew. “Because, he is not to be trusted!” answered Jay. “Jay, putting the words in a different order doesn’t make it any clearer!”


  • Paul on June 25th, 2011 - 6:12am

     

    Wooton Bassett: You know, I’ve always found that running along the top of a train gives me inspiration.
    -GRC part 12 :D


  • Paul on June 25th, 2011 - 6:13am

     

    opps I forgot to put this:
    The Stilleto: Good, then that’s what I’ll do.
    -GRC Part 12
    :D


  • hunter on June 25th, 2011 - 6:57am

     

    The time Eugene yells at Buck,”Take the lemonade!”. That scene is so halarious of him try to perswade him to take the lemonade.


  • flowergal on June 25th, 2011 - 7:14am

     

    “I would stick around, but that would keep me from…uh…leaving!”
    Jay when he was talking to Emily on the bike path.


  • flowergal on June 25th, 2011 - 7:22am

     

    I also LOVE the part where Jay is making all the truck noises, but I can’t quote it. :) I laugh every time I hear it… :P


  • Seth on June 25th, 2011 - 7:25am

     

    hey cool 3rd comment! :D


  • Seth on June 25th, 2011 - 7:26am

     

    Wow I cant beleive it! THIRD COMMENT! :D


  • Abby on June 25th, 2011 - 7:37am

     

    “I was the pilot” Eugene says it when Whit asks him how he knows about a plane crash 7yrs. ago


  • AIO Rocks on June 25th, 2011 - 7:44am

     

    Jay: “That was no man, That was Matthew.”


  • macy on June 25th, 2011 - 7:54am

     

    Jay says: you should be made to sit in a corner… for like a REALLY long time.


  • Rachel on June 25th, 2011 - 8:25am

     

    “Something seems to be going on around here!” exclaims Connie, speaking to herself.
    I don’t know what episode of the GRC it is, but it’s one of the first ones I think!


  • GABRIEL on June 25th, 2011 - 8:54am

     

    Jay said the line: RUE the day. RUE RUE RUE the day. Remember RUE it! :)


  • GABRIEL on June 25th, 2011 - 9:00am

     

    This line is by Eugene when he first opens the backpack: (GASPS) loudly exclaimed euphemisms escape me THIS IS A LOT OF! (WHISPERING) this is a lot of money.


  • Victoria on June 25th, 2011 - 9:29am

     

    You heard the man Jay pull the swich ! That is no man that is Matthew will you just pull the swich


  • ftu on June 25th, 2011 - 9:34am

     

    Mandie: It wasn’t a crazy person. It was Jared!

    Sarah: Did you just hear what you said?

    FearTheUnknown 8-)


  • Andy on June 25th, 2011 - 9:45am

     

    Jay; I can’t really quote it but it’s when Jay makes those funny truck sounds to Buck.


  • emily on June 25th, 2011 - 9:59am

     

    Detective Polhouse:”They were celebrating my stupidity!”


  • emily on June 25th, 2011 - 10:05am

     

    Penny: Oh no!
    Wooton: What? Are you upset a man you trusted actually turned out to be a criminal?
    Penny: No. I’ve lost my taste for rasberry soda! I think I’m going to be sick…


  • Bryanna on June 25th, 2011 - 10:07am

     

    “That was no man…that was matthew.” This is a quote from Jay talking to his uncle when Matthew is telling them where the train switch is.


  • KENDYLL on June 25th, 2011 - 10:21am

     

    “Wow, Connie, that’s amazing! It’s like you’re living in a refridgerator box in the municipal park in my mind (which is really kinda creepy if you think about it)!
    -Wooton Bassett


  • MICHELLE:D on June 25th, 2011 - 10:33am

     

    Jay: “I was just watching that kid with Emily. I don’t trust him…”
    Matthew: “Who? Buck? Why?”
    Jay: “Because… he is NOT TO BE…. TRUSTED.”
    Quote from Jay when he was talking to Matthew in the dumpsters at Uncle Archies carnival. :P :) :D I LOVE JAY!!!!!!!!!


  • Canon in d on June 25th, 2011 - 10:52am

     

    Jay Smouse:”You heard me,or do
    I have to say it in braille!
    :D (^^^) :p :))


  • daniel on June 25th, 2011 - 10:55am

     

    Buck: That’s an ice cream scoop.


  • Abigail on June 25th, 2011 - 11:14am

     

    Wooton: Yeah, I just came here for the Canundrum club….. :)


  • sam on June 25th, 2011 - 11:18am

     

    Jay: Nice little moment there, holding hand across the creek, must be in LLOOVVEE.:)

    I LOVE that line!!!!
    Our whole family loves to quote album 53. Keep the Oyssey’s coming!!!!!


  • Jesse on June 25th, 2011 - 11:34am

     

    This is horrible I think I’ve lost my taste for raspberry soda – Penny Wise


  • sara on June 25th, 2011 - 11:38am

     

    Mr. Hagler “You look like death sucking on a bad lemon.”


  • Caden on June 25th, 2011 - 11:42am

     

    green ring conspiracy 12 Connie says,”well this is a fine place to be locked in a freight car with millions of dollars we can’t spend and we don’t even know where we’re going”! Wooton says,”but by the sounds of it we’re making good time”.


  • wooten Rocks on June 25th, 2011 - 12:08pm

     

    My favorite line from album 53 was “Free ice-cream for the counter watcher!” this was said by Jay. :lol:


  • Tune on June 25th, 2011 - 12:13pm

     

    Wow good post it is awesome I just don’t know what to say!!!


  • Lily on June 25th, 2011 - 12:23pm

     

    “I just love those orange overalls, I want a pair of those!”Penny Wise said.
    Solider boy , that’s my favorite line 2!!!!


  • catlover on June 25th, 2011 - 1:00pm

     

    “reciting Hamlet with a bowling ball on your head is a challenge! Jay Smouse


  • Odysseyfan#2 on June 25th, 2011 - 1:22pm

     

    I love you guys!!!!
    This is a funny line from the GRC.
    Jay: Stop right where you are, or I’ll fire!
    Buck: Uh, that’s an ice cream scooper.
    Jay: Yeah, I know, and I know to use!


  • Odysseyfan#2 on June 25th, 2011 - 1:24pm

     

    Sorry, corection.
    Jay: Yeah, I know, and I know how to use it!


  • Sarah on June 25th, 2011 - 1:24pm

     

    Jay to his Uncle by the train tracks in the last episode: “That was no man, that was Matthew.”

    I have LOTS of other favourites though. The Green Ring Conspiracy was AMAZING!!!!


  • celeste on June 25th, 2011 - 1:54pm

     

    mr.skint:and your my cat mewow


  • Gabrielle on June 25th, 2011 - 2:23pm

     

    Jay: That was no man, that was Matthew.
    Jay is replying to his uncle after Matthew tells them how to switch the train tracks at the junk yard.


  • Cassie on June 25th, 2011 - 2:32pm

     

    “If my assistance is no longer required, I shall be saying good day” -Eugene :D


  • Hollyann on June 25th, 2011 - 2:35pm

     

    “Mr. Whittaker, are you rich?” -Marvin Washington when he was worried that Mr. W. wasn’t going to heaven


  • Drew on June 25th, 2011 - 3:10pm

     

    When Eugene says “Did you call me a kid?”


  • Katarina on June 25th, 2011 - 3:25pm

     

    I’d love to stay and chat but that would keep me from leaving.
    ~Jay


  • Hans on June 25th, 2011 - 3:34pm

     

    You know, I’ve always found that running along the top of a train gives me inspiration~Wooton

    {Talking about Jason} Well, I don’t know who that is but I don’t give him high marks for his train driving. ~ Penny Wise


  • Anonymous on June 25th, 2011 - 3:49pm

     

    Hey, my parents watch you on the eleven o’clock news… You put them to sleep every night.” This is a quote by Jay when he was talking to the news reporter in the first episode of the GRC :) :) :) :)


  • celeste on June 25th, 2011 - 4:24pm

     

    i make sure his mother knows those acting classes realy paid off.quote by whit


  • mael on June 25th, 2011 - 5:26pm

     

    “Um, maybe we ought to get out of here!”
    I love that! Jay said that when the train was coming at him and Wally!


  • BRYAN on June 25th, 2011 - 6:11pm

     

    “I was just gunna ask if you were gonna finish your fries.”
    -Penny Wise-


  • rachel on June 25th, 2011 - 6:20pm

     

    Jay – ” That was no man that, was Matthew.”


  • Moriah on June 25th, 2011 - 7:01pm

     

    Det. Polehouse:
    “…and dont chew on toothpicks, they stunt your growth!”


  • concerned on June 25th, 2011 - 7:06pm

     

    i am very sad to say that the GRC did not live up to what i have expected from odyssey, neither have the last two albums. when i heard that they had changed the actor for whit because Paul Herlinger had died i was very sad. but i thought that the new actor would be fine, just like when they replaced Hall Smith. but when the new Whit’s voice came over the radio i turned it off shook my head then turned it back on. i could not believe what they had done. i love Focus on the Family but you, contin


  • concerned on June 25th, 2011 - 7:10pm

     

    have ruined my favorite show. why didnt you do what you did before. i would have liked to see a character like Jack Allen, or even Jack himself become the kids mentor wile whit went some where. i hope you read this Focus on the family and consider these words.


  • daniel on June 25th, 2011 - 7:55pm

     

    Should I get a big stick? – Nelson


  • Penny on June 25th, 2011 - 8:03pm

     

    “Hey, my parents watch you on the eleven o’clock news.. you put them to sleep every night.” -Jay


  • BIRDWATCHER on June 25th, 2011 - 8:54pm

     

    “Then they drove back to a very nice home in a 40 gallon trash can” LOL!! That is a quote from Jay.


  • BIRDWATCHER on June 25th, 2011 - 8:59pm

     

    Another one of my favorite Jay quotes, “Don’t worry uncle Wally, think of all the sheet metal you will get from it.” That is what Jay said just be for the train ran into Wally’s shed.


  • NINA on June 25th, 2011 - 10:30pm

     

    “That was no man… that was Matthew Parker.” Quote from Jay in the concluding GRC episode.


  • Joy on June 25th, 2011 - 11:16pm

     

    I met the sound desiger in foucus on the family just a few weeks ago. i got to talk to Kaite legih, connie’s voice. It was the best vacation ever


  • AREM on June 26th, 2011 - 12:34am

     

    Mr. Skint: “Well, I’m suspicious…so why shouldn’t everyone be?”


  • AREM on June 26th, 2011 - 12:34am

     

    Jay Smouse: (After Buck tells him that he is wielding an ice cream scoop) “Yeah, it is! And I know how to use it.”


  • Liz on June 26th, 2011 - 7:55am

     

    “That was no man, that was Mathew.”-Jay (sooooo funny)


  • LPS! on June 26th, 2011 - 8:01am

     

    I’m going out to gowers field to see the plane crash
    Speaker:Jay
    When:beginning


  • Liz on June 26th, 2011 - 8:27am

     

    “Um, I think we shuld get out of the way now, ahhhh!”-Jay


  • maura on June 26th, 2011 - 11:51am

     

    Penny Wise; I like to meditate on that crack in the window.


  • narniafreak on June 26th, 2011 - 12:05pm

     

    “YOu heard the man, Jay!!” “That was no man. That was Matthew.”
    Jay and his Uncle Wally.


  • soeone on June 26th, 2011 - 12:19pm

     

    connie: why am i always the last person to hear about these things?


  • hl on June 26th, 2011 - 12:33pm

     

    “Oh, and the Raspberry Sodas! You can’t forget the raspberry sodas. Wooton’s got to make a list.”
    Quote from Wooton Basset to Connie referring to the picnic for Penny which they were planning.
    HE HE HE!!!
    That and Rhododendron porch swing I would consider to be the funniest parts!
    LOL, Keep it up Odyssey (with a little more Wooton:D)!
    God Bless,
    HL


  • Andrew on June 26th, 2011 - 1:01pm

     

    In a conversation between Emily and Detective Polehaus:

    Emily – “Ooh, you’re putting on latex gloves! That’s so cool! Is that to protect any fingerprints?”
    Polehaus – “No, it’s to protect me from any icky germs.”
    Emily – “Really?”
    Polehaus – “No, it’s to protect any fingerprints.”


  • Elaina on June 26th, 2011 - 1:34pm

     

    “Let’s get off the point and back to the point” Connie talking to Penny and Wooton when trapped in the bunker.


  • staci on June 26th, 2011 - 1:37pm

     

    I don’t know how to put it in a quote but all the noises Wooton makes when he and Connie are discussing him liking Penny. Wooton’s noises are imitated all the time between my friends and I.


  • r2-d2 on June 26th, 2011 - 1:53pm

     

    Jason Whittaker : “One way or another I’m gonna stop this train!” 8)


  • r2-d2 on June 26th, 2011 - 1:54pm

     

    ;)


  • Rebecca on June 26th, 2011 - 2:00pm

     

    Detective Polehause- “Oh, great! I’ve got the Keystone Cops, the Three Stooges, and the Marx Brothers all tied up in one of my forces…” That was awesome.


  • SARAH-Anne on June 26th, 2011 - 2:33pm

     

    Character unknown:

    “Don’t park your car out there; It makes it look trashy!”


  • SARAH-Anne on June 26th, 2011 - 2:35pm

     

    OOps… Just saw it was supposed to be from album 53. Oh well! haha


  • Katie on June 26th, 2011 - 2:44pm

     

    When jason is in the control room to stop the train and they start to fight one guy says” Watch out for my coffie!” It’s hard to hear but I noticed it.
    I really really liked the GRC!!!!!!:D


  • purpleturtle on June 26th, 2011 - 3:22pm

     

    PS, that last quote was from Mr. Whittaker.


  • Sarah on June 26th, 2011 - 4:05pm

     

    I agree with Sarah


  • Sandra on June 26th, 2011 - 4:56pm

     

    “You don’t have to be scared of me; you just have to be tied up and gagged.” Mr. Skint to Katrina when she came to the compound.


  • ICE COLD on June 26th, 2011 - 4:59pm

     

    BY EUGENE: LOUDLY EXCLAMED EUPHEMISM EXSCAPE ME


  • KF on June 26th, 2011 - 5:32pm

     

    You don’t need to be afraid. You just have to be bound and gagged.

    - Mr Skint

    Unfortunately that was the best line in the whole thing.


  • Ellie on June 26th, 2011 - 5:35pm

     

    Whit:”I thought I taught you better” Talking to Jason in
    G.R.C. #12 (he left Whit’s door open!) :uD


  • Chiefs fan on June 26th, 2011 - 6:07pm

     

    “There must have been a lot of money in that cash register” said Penny Wise when Connie hears about Mr. Trask.


  • Ct on June 26th, 2011 - 6:12pm

     

    Mr. Skint: Crackers and Cornhusks, I thought it was empty! Don’t tell me you left something in it!
    This was when Buck asked Mr. Skint where his backpack was in Part 2 of the Green Ring Conspiracy.


  • Meg on June 26th, 2011 - 6:39pm

     

    “Looks can be diseaving. I feel like I have a Germain jazz band in my head.”- Monty Whiticker.


  • Caitie on June 26th, 2011 - 6:59pm

     

    Connie: “Detective who?”
    Jay:”I’m Going out to Gower’s Field to see the plane crash.
    Emily: Plane Crash?


  • Caitie on June 26th, 2011 - 7:00pm

     

    :)


  • Ellie on June 26th, 2011 - 7:16pm

     

    “Eugene and a girl….. Nah! It coundn’t be!
    Whit talking about Eugene and Katrina In Truth,Trivia,’trina


  • Ellie H on June 26th, 2011 - 7:56pm

     

    Wooton: “It’s rhododendron time!” :-)


  • Original Joe on June 26th, 2011 - 7:59pm

     

    Wooton: This looks like a job for. . .CAPTAIN ABSOLUTELY!

    Connie: No it’s not.

    Wooton: Okay. . .


  • Cutiepie on June 26th, 2011 - 8:45pm

     

    Mathew Parker: “Um you know its unhealthy to chew gum thats been thrown out by other people?”

    Jay Smouse: “Psh I gave that up years ago.”

    This line is from the 6th episode of the GRC. :D


  • Christian on June 26th, 2011 - 8:57pm

     

    “My head just exploded”
    “That was no man. That was Matthew”

    Both said by Jay


  • Cutiepie on June 26th, 2011 - 9:00pm

     

    Wooton Bassett: You know, I once met a man who was wearing the same exact shirt as me, and he stole my backgammon board.

    This line is from the 11th episode of the GRC. :P


  • Matthew on June 26th, 2011 - 9:01pm

     

    “I once kidnapped a cow after hitting my head in a car accident, but that’s another story for another time.”
    -Don Polehaus in Part 3

    “And I guess the name Connie Kendall goes with the expression Connie Kendall kicked a copper kettle carelessly?”
    -Penny Wise in Part 3

    Eugene: “My wife Katrina will conduct the interview.”
    Connie: “She will?”
    Eugene: “Oh, indeed. She is a very good judge of character.”
    Connie: (laughs) “Apart from who to marry!”
    from Part 4


  • Anonymous on June 26th, 2011 - 9:02pm

     

    ;)


  • Matthew on June 26th, 2011 - 9:05pm

     

    Connie: “…What did I miss yesterday?”
    Eugene: “Well, apart from the plane crash and the backpack filled with counterfeit money, nothing much!”
    Connie: “Okay… what?”
    from Part 4


  • CutiePie7 on June 26th, 2011 - 9:06pm

     

    Mathew Parker: “Um why are you hiding behind a trashcan? You know its unhealthy to chew gum thats been thrown out by other people?”

    Jay Smouse: ” Psh I gave that up years ago.”
    This quote is from the 6th episode of the GRC! :D


  • CutiePie7 on June 26th, 2011 - 9:07pm

     

    Wooton Bassett: “You know, I once met a man who was wearing the same exact shirt as me, and he stole my backgammon board.”


  • CutiePie7 on June 26th, 2011 - 9:16pm

     

    Eugene Meltsner: “Jay, perhaps you should sit down.”

    Jay Smouse: “The only one sitting around here is [Buck] when they drop him the electric chair for being a counterfeiter!”

    Eugene Meltsner: “Counterfeiters don’t go to the electric chair, Jay.”

    Jay Smouse: “Well, they should be made to sit in some kind of chair in a corner, for like a really long time.”


  • CutiePie7 on June 26th, 2011 - 9:19pm

     

    Jay Smouse: “Hey, where you going?”

    Buck Oliver: “I have an errand to run.”

    Jay Smouse: “Oh no you don’t! Stay right where you are or I’ll fire!!”

    Buck Oliver: “That’s an ice cream scoop.”

    Jay Smouse: “Yeah, it is. And I know how to use it!”


  • Rebecca on June 26th, 2011 - 9:45pm

     

    A guard talking to Detective Polehause.
    Guard: Was there any reason for me not to drink the coffee?
    Polehause: Oh, I don’t know… Maybe because it was drugged!!!


  • ryan on June 26th, 2011 - 10:03pm

     

    that was no man thats was mathew. jay smouse in the last episode


  • Anonymous on June 26th, 2011 - 10:42pm

     

    “I have an ice-cream scoop and I know how to use it!” Jay said this to Buck.


  • Noah & caleb on June 26th, 2011 - 10:44pm

     

    “I have an ice-cream scoop and I know how to use it!” Jay said this to Buck.


  • zach on June 27th, 2011 - 12:20am

     

    Whit (Green Ring Consiracey) “don’t get lost in the labrinth of lies”


  • AREM on June 27th, 2011 - 12:22am

     

    Kevin McCreary: “Detective, detective, wait, wait!”


  • dan on June 27th, 2011 - 6:16am

     

    Crackers and cornhusks mr skint said to buck


  • A STRUX on June 27th, 2011 - 6:59am

     

    “I enjoy old fashion carnivals apart from the freak show displays ew they remind me too much of my first year in middle school.”
    -Eugene :)


  • tinygenius on June 27th, 2011 - 7:43am

     

    “They call me the Stilleto” Jason Whitaker


  • hadassah on June 27th, 2011 - 7:53am

     

    Talking to Buck”Go ahead and deny it”jay


  • crazy4camp on June 27th, 2011 - 8:11am

     

    Pretty much anything Jay says, but most of the time when Eugene leaves him at the counter and he says… “Hey, free ice cream!” and you here him munching down. That scene was probably my favorite. :)


  • e on June 27th, 2011 - 8:25am

     

    Jason: How did you know it was me? I worked hard to get my disguise right.


  • Ruth on June 27th, 2011 - 10:09am

     

    Jay- Try and Deny it!
    Buck- Okay I deny it!

    Jay is so funny! Can’t wait for the next album!


  • narniafreak on June 27th, 2011 - 10:12am

     

    “You know they really ought to change their hold music. I was listening to a synthesized version of Beethoven’s Ninth Symphony. I may be wrong but I’m rather certain I heard a kazoo in the string section. (Sigh) Save me.” -Eugene episode 1


  • narniafreak on June 27th, 2011 - 10:13am

     

    Emily: “Well what are we waiting for?!?!?”
    Eugene: “Um… For what are we waiting.”
    Emily: “I asked you first!”

    From Episode 1


  • Anonymous on June 27th, 2011 - 10:17am

     

    _If you wanna be friends with me don’t ever make sounds_
    _like that again!_ -Buck Oliver


  • narniafreak on June 27th, 2011 - 10:20am

     

    Matthew: “He’s a little jumpy today. I think it was the plane crash.”
    Jay: “You mean the plane crash that I saw live and in person?”
    Nelson: “I saw it too!”
    Jay: “Yeah, well I saw it before you did.”
    Nelson: “Oh yeah! What time were you there?”
    Jay: “Like 5 minutes before whatever time YOU were there!!”


  • narniafreak on June 27th, 2011 - 10:22am

     

    Matthew: I need the password.
    Jay: Ooh! Try your birthday!
    Matthew: It’s not my phone.
    Jay: Then try Nelson’s.
    Matthew: Jay……Never mind.


  • NC on June 27th, 2011 - 10:40am

     

    Whit to detcetive polehaus: You know, detective, I’ve been tihnking about Trickle Lake concrete.

    Detective Polehaus: Yeah, and sometimes I think about big balls of lint.

    and

    Wally Haggler(talking about the switch): Got it!
    Jay: Wahoo! (train approaches in the distance)Maybe we should get out of the way.
    Wally Haggler: Run for it!
    Jay: Aaaah!


  • Odyseeygeeks on June 27th, 2011 - 10:41am

     

    Our favorite quote is when Wooton Basset, Penny Wise, and Connie Kendal are locked up in the bunker. Wooton is set on having a picnic, and Penny falls in love with the idea. I can’t remember exactly how it goes, but Connie (I think!) says “This is no time for picnics!” Wooton: “Yeah, you’re right.” (a pause, then, to Penny,) “Could you please pass the potato chips/licorish?” (memory problems!) We also love Bart’s song, “The Electric Palace Do-Dah Song” and Harlow Doyle’s “I’m Dead” song. :)


  • AIO ROCKS!!! on June 27th, 2011 - 11:21am

     

    Jay: ( Truck noises)
    Buck: If you ever want to make friends, DON’T ever make those noises again.

    I LOVE THAT LINE!!!!!!!!!! It maded me laugh soooo hard!!! i love Buck Oliver!!!!

    GO ODYSSEY!!!!


  • AIO ROCKS!!! on June 27th, 2011 - 11:22am

     

    And not to forget about Jay… I LOVE YA TOO!!!!!


  • Jayfan#1 on June 27th, 2011 - 11:38am

     

    Jay: (about Buck) I don’t trust him.
    Matthew: Why not?
    Jay: Because, he’s not to be, trusted……….

    I love Jay!! Keep it up AIO!!!!


  • wooten Rocks on June 27th, 2011 - 11:38am

     

    :lol: Another line i liked was when Wooten said, “Raspberry soda, can’t forget the raspberry soda’s. Wooten’s got to make a list.” It was SO funny!! :mrgreen:


  • Abby on June 27th, 2011 - 11:51am

     

    Whit: Most clowns look creepy but you look…

    Polehouse: Creepier

    Talking to Monty when he’s in the clown outfit


  • Tali on June 27th, 2011 - 12:05pm

     

    Hey guys,
    I was wondering if anyone else has been having this problem, whenever I go to listen to an episode online, It will play for about 2 minutes and then I get a pop up message that says “File Not Found” so I click okay and then it bumps me to the episode airing that day. I just tried to listen to ‘Afraid Not’ and It wouldn’t play, but it’s been happening for a few weeks now.

    I was just wondering if anyone else was having trouble or if it’s just me :)

    ~Tali


  • e.j. jiggles on June 27th, 2011 - 12:41pm

     

    Buck:
    “Thats a nice backpack.”
    Detective Polehaus:
    “Thanks! I got it to match the coffee stains on my shirt.”


  • e.j. jiggles on June 27th, 2011 - 12:43pm

     

    Mr. Skint:
    “Well, Buck my boy, lest hope you get that job at Whit’s End!”
    (I love how he says “Buck my boy!”)


  • e.j. jiggles on June 27th, 2011 - 12:44pm

     

    Oops!! I meant LETS!!!
    :lol:


  • e.j. jiggles on June 27th, 2011 - 12:45pm

     

    Mr. Skint:
    “Pine cones and porcupines!”


  • Josiah on June 27th, 2011 - 1:33pm

     

    Mr. Skint: Draw your gun.
    Penny: I can draw guns.


  • Melissa on June 27th, 2011 - 1:54pm

     

    “That was no man,that was Matthew” By: Jay
    “Of course it does connie, i never kid about liquorice” By Wooton


  • r2-d2 on June 27th, 2011 - 2:14pm

     

    jay: don’t move or I’ll fire!
    buck: that’s an ice cream scoop.
    jay: yeah, but I do know how to use
    it! (screaming noises)
    (sound of door opening)
    buck: mr whittaker I realy need to leave. whit: I don’t think so.

    mr.whittaker is cool 8)


  • r2-d2 on June 27th, 2011 - 2:25pm

     

    Jason Whittaker: Hey Guys! How’s it goin?
    Conductor: Whoa, howd you get up here?
    Jason: Took the seanagrout. Guys, nothing personal but Im here to stop the train!
    Conductor: Whoa we have no orders for that. Hey Barney, get Archie Haggler on the line!
    Barney: Sure ting!
    Jason: Ill take that phone thank you!
    (Fightning)
    Jason: (In the fight) One way or another Im gonna stop this train!
    Conductor: Im tellin ya dont stop the train!

    Guys,Jay isnt a bully. He’s friends with Vance King


  • Odyssey Whiz on June 27th, 2011 - 2:27pm

     

    I liked it on ‘ the boy who cried destructo’ when Eugene says ” Hi, I’m from the Knock out perfume company, would you like to try or latest scent?”
    It’s hilarious!


  • BRYAN on June 27th, 2011 - 2:43pm

     

    Do I need to say it in brail!!!!!

    -Jay-


  • Valerie on June 27th, 2011 - 2:45pm

     

    Eugene: Love, trust, and Friendship aren’t the same as
    blind stupidity!
    Buck: Well it is where I come from!
    Poor Buck!
    Emily: I hope you get the job at Whit’s End, Buck.
    Buck: If it means I’ll get to spend more time with you, than I hope so too!
    Emily: oh, giggle giggle.
    Jay: Nice little moment – holding hands across the creek, hee, hee, must be looove!


  • kylie on June 27th, 2011 - 2:47pm

     

    jay describing trucks: beep beep honk rew rew hey pull it over back it up parallel park like a truck


  • M on June 27th, 2011 - 2:50pm

     

    Detective polehaus: Martin: Just the person I wanted to yell at!


  • tmac rules on June 27th, 2011 - 3:06pm

     

    By dr, Trask: Yes, I still believe it… And I still will after I spend my millions of dollars!!!


  • tmac rules on June 27th, 2011 - 3:07pm

     

    Detective Polehaus: I’m wondering where the stiletto is.
    Mr. Whittaker: i know. I’ve been looking for him all day.
    dp: whaaaaa? You’ve been LOOKING for the Stiletto?
    Mr. Whittaker: well, I’ve been looking for the Stiletto type… you know how it is.


  • anne on June 27th, 2011 - 3:14pm

     

    Katrina:As long as you don’t scream like a girl!
    Eugene:I don’t scream like a girl!
    So funny!Keep it up Odyssey!


  • Samiley on June 27th, 2011 - 3:33pm

     

    Jay tells his uncle. “That was no man, that was Matthew.”
    :)


  • grace on June 27th, 2011 - 3:37pm

     

    Buck:I’ll have that lemonade now, Mr. Uegene.
    Uegene:Oh, it’s OK, I don’t need it anymore.
    or:
    Emily: You’re so polite, Buck.
    Buck: It’s easy to be polite when I’m in the presence of such a pretty young lady! :)


  • aiofan on June 27th, 2011 - 3:41pm

     

    jay: heah were do you think your going. buck: i have some errands to run. jay: oh no you don,t


  • lady eowyn on June 27th, 2011 - 3:49pm

     

    Liz: …and you’re never heard from again.

    Sarah: And the rest of the time he plays cards with the one-legged zombie!

    Mandie: And the dishwasher!

    Sarah: I bet they plan revenges together!

    Liz: Another movie sequel!

    Sarah: Liz, you are so–what’s that in the window?!

    Lady Eowyn


  • Amy on June 27th, 2011 - 3:53pm

     

    Jay: “Hey, where are you going?”
    Buck: “I have a errand to run.”
    Jay: “Oh no you don’t, stay right where you are or I’ll fire!”
    Buck: ” That’s a ice cream scoop.”
    Jay: Yeah, it is, and Iknow how to use it!”

    Jay is so funny!


  • connie rocks on June 27th, 2011 - 4:11pm

     

    Emily: “How many people were in the plane crash?”
    Jay: “A couple thousand, I guess.”
    Emily: “Planes don’t usually carrie thousands of people.”
    Jay: “When my dad is trying to find a place in the overhead compartment, it sure seems like it!”

    P.S. That is probably not what they said word for word but it is along those lines. :) :) :) :)

    P.P.S. That was from part 1.


  • madison on June 27th, 2011 - 4:15pm

     

    Connie: “WILL SOMEONE PLEASE JUST STOP AND TELL ME WHATS GOING ON!”


  • madison on June 27th, 2011 - 4:19pm

     

    Eugene: Now this isn’t a trick I hope. I wouldn’t want to be surprised by a spring loaded snake or a collection of badly played banjo music.

    Emily Jones: No, it’s full of money.

    Eugene Meltsner: Allow me. Loudly exclaimed euphemisms escape me! This is… This is a lot of money!


  • LPS! on June 27th, 2011 - 4:52pm

     

    FREE ICE-CREAM FOR THE COUNTER WATCHER!!
    .Jay.
    He is one of the funniest characters!!!


  • Emily : D on June 27th, 2011 - 5:08pm

     

    Eugene Meltsner: “Would you mind licking this spoon and telling me if it tastes funny?”


  • Emily : D on June 27th, 2011 - 5:09pm

     

    Emily: “Well what are we waiting for?!?!?”
    Eugene: “Um… For what are we waiting.”
    Emily: “I asked you first!”


  • LYDIA on June 27th, 2011 - 5:41pm

     

    Coach:” What were you thinking throwing all of those dumb passes to Jimmy?”
    Mike:” He was always open.”
    Coach:” He was on the bench!”

    BAAAAHAHAAAA!! I LOVE THAT!!


  • LYDIA on June 27th, 2011 - 5:43pm

     

    Police:” Do you mind letting me know why you were going 90 in a 30 miles per hour speed zone?”
    Crazy Eddie(busdriver): “Well, uh, officer, I was slowing dow for the turn!”


  • Nicholas on June 27th, 2011 - 5:44pm

     

    Emily Jones: “But, what are we waiting for?”
    Eugene: “Ahem, for WHAT are we waiting.”
    Emily Jones: “I asked you first.”
    -Part 1

    Wooton: “And we all know you trust me too, you just probably forgot to mention it.”
    -Part 11

    (Connie just told Penny that Dr. Trask might be the boss behind the conspiricy and Penny says that isn’t true.)
    Wooton: “It could be, but is it?!”
    -Part 11

    Mr. Skint: “….If you catch my meaning.”


  • Ann on June 27th, 2011 - 5:46pm

     

    1.Eugene in Green Ring Conspiracy part 1:
    “(gasps) Loudly exclaimed euphemisms escape me!!”


  • LYDIA on June 27th, 2011 - 5:47pm

     

    Connie Kendall:” Heres the new theme song for Mega World! Mega, mega world, ride the rides and it’ll make you hurl!”
    Eugene: (bursting through the door)” Miss Kendall! I thought you were choking!”


  • Nicholas on June 27th, 2011 - 5:52pm

     

    Mr. Skint: “Mr. Dosh…draw your weapon..please.”
    Mr. Dosh: “Sure.”
    Penny: “Uh, I can draw weapons.”
    (gun clicks)
    Wooton: “OH! Uh, that wouldn’t be a water pistols, would it?.”
    Mr. Dosh:”‘fraid not.”
    Wooton: “Uuuooohhh.”
    -Part 11

    Mr. Dosh: “Come on ladies, gentleMAN.”
    Wooton: “Uh, uh, uh, when you bunker do you mean a large spacious area underground with all the modern conviniences or something that’s really cramped and filled with spiders!?”
    Mr. Dosh: “You’ll see.”
    -Part 11


  • Ann on June 27th, 2011 - 5:59pm

     

    2.Eugene(E:) and Whit(W:) in GRC part 1:
    W: I can’t think of the last time we had a plane crash anywhere near Odyssey.
    E: Seven years ago Mr. Whitaker. An experimental aircraft from Campbell College crash landed on the tar matt at Odyssey Air Port.
    W: Really?
    E: Fortunately no one was hurt.
    W: I don’t remember hearing about that.
    E: It was never reported in the news, the College do their best to keep the incident quiet.
    W: Oh, then how do you know about it?
    E: I was the pilot.


  • LYDIA on June 27th, 2011 - 6:00pm

     

    Rodney Rathbone:”… I walked a little further and heard the sound of breaking glass! I came back, Alex was gone and his bat was found in the bushes behind Whit’s End. Exhibit ‘A’ Your Honory, Alex’s bat!”(swings bat)
    Connie Kendall: Hey! Watch where you swin that!”
    Rodney: And heres exhibit ‘B’.”
    Connie: a briefcase?”
    Rodney: i was outside examining the crime scene when i found these pieces of glass and thoroughly examined them and found something very, strange.”
    Connie:They were broken?”


  • natalie on June 27th, 2011 - 6:01pm

     

    Eugene: Would you lick this spoon to see if it tastes funny to you?!?


  • SARAH-Anne on June 27th, 2011 - 6:03pm

     

    Penny Wise: I am staring out past the crack in the window…


  • Aio fan on June 27th, 2011 - 6:09pm

     

    Jay: Don’t move or I will fire!
    Buck: That is an ice cream scoop Jay…
    Jay: I know! And I also know how to use it!!!

    I absolutely LOVE the characters of Jay and Buck and I want to hear more from them!!!


  • Nicholas on June 27th, 2011 - 6:10pm

     

    Detective Polehaus: “THIS IS NOT POSSIBLE! HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE!?”

    Detective Polehaus: “Martin…Just the person I wanted to yell at!”

    John Avery Whittaker: “I’ve been thinking about Trickle Lake Concrete.”
    Detective Polehaus: “Yeah, sometimes I think about large balls of lint, what about it.”

    Detective Polhehaus: “I’ve got men all over this area. Whichever way Buck goes, they’ll follow him….I’m gonna hope the collective intelligence of my trained officers can deal with a single….


  • Nicholas on June 27th, 2011 - 6:12pm

     

    …14 year-old…..WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU LOST HIM??!!”


  • Valerie on June 27th, 2011 - 6:17pm

     

    Whit: No need to search the building – she’s gone.
    Detective P: Let ‘em search it anyway. THEY NEED TO PRACTICE!


  • nf on June 27th, 2011 - 6:19pm

     

    Penny: “Oh I really would rather have gone bowling.”
    Conny: “WHAT? Now you tell me!!!”


  • Paul on June 27th, 2011 - 6:25pm

     

    Eugene Meltsner: “Would you mind licking this spoon and telling me if it tastes funny?”
    The green ring conspiracy 8
    :o
    :D


  • Paul on June 27th, 2011 - 6:29pm

     

    I love buck 2!

    Eugene: HAVE THE LEMONADE!
    -part 8
    i liked the episodes with eugene trying to get bucks spit.

    like:
    Buck: I’d like that lemonade now.
    Eugene: Oh, I d’ont; Yes i’ll get it right away.

    Its ben a while scince i listened to it so it may be a little bit wrong


  • pick me!!!! on June 27th, 2011 - 6:43pm

     

    Jay:”honk honk! RRRRR!bambam, pull it out parallel park …..with a truck.”
    Buck: ” If you ever want to make friends don’t ever make noises like that again.”

    I loved that part!!!


  • AIO freak on June 27th, 2011 - 6:54pm

     

    Jay: “Nice little moment holding hands across the creek by the way, ( laughs ) must be LOVVVEEE!”

    Emily: “I couldn’t have done it without you! Or Jay unfortunatly…..”

    Buck: “Hes a big boy Im sure he can take care of himself.”


  • HOCKEYMAN on June 27th, 2011 - 6:59pm

     

    WALLY: YOU HEARD THE MAN JAY, PULL THE SWITCH.
    JAY: THAT WAS NO MAN, THAT WAS MATTHEW.
    WALLY: WOULD YOU JUST PULL THE SWITCH?!


  • barbie on June 27th, 2011 - 7:48pm

     

    “That was no man, that was Matthew.” -Jay
    “Uh, maybe we should get out of the way?” “Run for it!!” Jay and Wally Haggler right before the train crashes.


  • NC BBQ on June 27th, 2011 - 7:55pm

     

    Penny: Who’s on the phone?
    Connie: Whit.
    Penny: Did you leave the cash register open again?
    Connie: I don’t know. (walks away, pause) WHAAAAT?!?!?!
    Penny: There must have been a lot of money in that cash register.


  • NC BBQ on June 27th, 2011 - 7:58pm

     

    Penny: I’m sorry Wooton but we don’t have time for a picnic
    Wooton: I brought LICORICE! :D
    Penny: Ohhh OK! We can eat it on the way!


  • NC BBQ on June 27th, 2011 - 8:01pm

     

    Eugene: Just one ride on the Tilt and Whirl?
    Katrina: As long as you promise not to scream like a little girl.
    Eugene: I don’t scream like a little girl!
    Eugene: (screaming like a little girl)


  • cac on June 27th, 2011 - 8:04pm

     

    “I`ll make him some of my special coffee” – Mr. Skint


  • Rachel on June 27th, 2011 - 8:36pm

     

    Jay: “I don’t trust Buck.”
    Matthew: “Why not?”
    Jay: “Because. He’s not TO BE trusted.”


  • Anna on June 27th, 2011 - 8:39pm

     

    wow where should i begin?
    That was no man. That was Matthew. -Jay

    What’s the big idea walking down the middle of the path? – Jay

    Yeah, I’d love to stay and chat, but that would keep me from leaving…Gotta go! -Jay

    haha can you tell jay is my favorite character? lol


  • Anna on June 27th, 2011 - 8:42pm

     

    Oh yeah and buck oliver saying, in response to Jay’s truck noises:
    If you ever want to make friends, don’t ever make those noises again.
    Soooo funny!

    Oh yeah and i have to add Jason/the Stiletto:
    How’d you know it was me? I worked hard on that disguise.


  • Drea on June 27th, 2011 - 8:44pm

     

    I can’t quote it word for word but I love it when Connie and Wooton are talking about Penny! And Wooton is making all of his snorting noises! After every comment by Connie, Wooton makes another noise! I LUV IT!!


  • e on June 27th, 2011 - 9:03pm

     

    Jason: “How did you know it was me? I worked hard to get my disguise right.”


  • Emma on June 27th, 2011 - 10:32pm

     

    Emily Jones: NO! you call me when I snap out of this mood!
    Episode 1
    Green ring conpiracy


  • trel on June 28th, 2011 - 12:07am

     

    wooton:running on top of a train always gives me inspiration ha ha ha!


  • An aio fan on June 28th, 2011 - 6:43am

     

    Jay:”Stay back or I’ll fire!”

    Buck:”That’s an ice cream scoop,Jay.”

    Jay:”Yeah,and I know how to use it!”

    That was from the scene where Jay tries to stop Buck from leaving Whits End after Buck smashed the Appleberry. (Luckily Mr.Whittaker happend to stop by:D)


  • An aio fan on June 28th, 2011 - 6:46am

     

    Jay:”Watch the counter?Ooo,free ice cream for the counter watcher!”

    I can’t believe I use to not like Jay.He’s sooooooo funny!


  • narniafreak on June 28th, 2011 - 7:40am

     

    Whit: I’ve been thinking about Trickle Lake Concrete.
    Polehaus: Yeah…? And sometimes I think about large balls of lint. What about it?


  • tech99 on June 28th, 2011 - 7:47am

     

    JAY:”I don’t trust Buck anymore then I could throw him! Let’s see, I’ve been working out…..then I could throw him………


  • narniafreak on June 28th, 2011 - 7:47am

     

    Whit: There’s something that I need to tell you and you can’t react.
    Connie: Sure Whit. Hold on. Penny, give me just a minute. Ok?
    Penny: Ok. Did you leave the cash register drawer open again?
    Connie: I don’t know. I’ll be right back.
    Penny: See. She can’t even take a hike without the boss calling. Man.
    (Pause)
    Connie: WHAT?!?!?!
    Penny: Ooh. There must have been a lot of money in that drawer.

    From Episode 11
    P.S. The episode above this one is from the same Episode.


  • tech99 on June 28th, 2011 - 7:54am

     

    P.S
    My favorite lne in all Odyssey is: “Don’t go away! If I got to be stuck with this nonsense, so do you!- Cryin’Brian Dern


  • Abby on June 28th, 2011 - 8:47am

     

    @ Odysseygeeks
    At the moment I have these lines from Odyssey sings stuck in my head “The electric palace doo da song doo da doo da”


  • Mackenzie on June 28th, 2011 - 8:58am

     

    My favorite line in Odyssey is by Penny:
    *Whit*: There’s something that I need to tell you and you can’t react.
    *Connie*: Sure Whit. Hold on. Penny, give me just a minute. Ok?
    *Penny*: Ok. Did you leave the cash register drawer open again?
    *Connie*: I don’t know. I’ll be right back.
    *Penny*: See. She can’t even take a hike without the boss calling. Man.
    (Pause)
    *Connie*: WHAT?!?!
    *Penny*: *Oooh. There must have been a lot of money in that drawer!*
    =D


  • Mackenzie on June 28th, 2011 - 9:00am

     

    Oh, and another one :)

    “…And get me that kids spit”-Detective Polehaus

    “You have a way with words detective”-Whit


  • Anonymous on June 28th, 2011 - 9:16am

     

    Got it!…… Maybe we should get out of the way. Run for it! By Jay.


  • cal on June 28th, 2011 - 9:17am

     

    Got it!……… Maybe we should get out of the way. Run for it! By Jay.


  • val on June 28th, 2011 - 10:03am

     

    My fav. line is “sorry about the window” -Jason Whitiker like breaking a window was on his daily agenda or something :) My 2nd fav. is when jay is talking to the reporter and he says ” oh ya my parents listen to u every night and u put them to sleep” I luv this quote !! although I don’t like him replacing Rodney he seems to ‘kind’ around kids when he’s trying to b mean


  • Leah on June 28th, 2011 - 10:07am

     

    Wooton Bassett:

    I forgot the line but the part when wooton is wondering if it’s a big space or a tiny crammed space with lots of spiders
    wooton is so funny
    ( jay is also )


  • Dave on June 28th, 2011 - 10:07am

     

    Jay:Not mine weirdo!Gotta go!!and “I wanna know why you and that freaky dude you hang out,tried to frame my uncle Wally!!!!


  • Anonymous on June 28th, 2011 - 10:10am

     

    wooten: then they will come back for all that monney
    wooten:si you know if you swing just right you can land in the johnsons bushes
    wooten: ok now it is bushes time


  • Dave on June 28th, 2011 - 10:12am

     

    Jay:That was no man that was Matthew.and”Uh maybe we should get out of the way.”


  • Sara, #1 fan on June 28th, 2011 - 10:36am

     

    “That was no man, that was Matthew.” ;)


  • dan on June 28th, 2011 - 11:01am

     

    mr skint Draw your weapon
    penny wise I can draw weapons
    wooton That would’t be a water pistol
    mr dosh frad not


  • LYDIA on June 28th, 2011 - 11:34am

     

    Hey.


  • Valerie on June 28th, 2011 - 11:47am

     

    Whit: I’ve been thinking about Trickle lake.
    Detective P: And sometimes I think about large balls of lint, what about it?


  • Me on June 28th, 2011 - 11:56am

     

    So many to chose from here are just a few of my favs
    “Loudly exclaimed euphemisms escape me” Eugene

    Whit: There’s something that I need to tell you and you can’t react.
    Connie: Sure Whit. Hold on. Penny, give me just a minute. Ok?
    Penny: Ok. Did you leave the cash register drawer open again?
    Connie: I don’t know. I’ll be right back.
    Penny: See. She can’t even take a hike without the boss calling. Man.
    (Pause)
    Connie: WHAT?!?!?!
    Penny: Ooh. There must have been a lot of money in that drawer.


  • Cass on June 28th, 2011 - 12:37pm

     

    Whit take off that disguise, its good to see you again
    jason Blah
    Well you are my son, but the infamous Stelletto was Jason Whittiker


  • Elaina on June 28th, 2011 - 12:59pm

     

    Jay: what’s the big idea walking down the middle of the path
    Emily: what’s the big idea riding down the middle of the path!


  • Anonymous on June 28th, 2011 - 1:01pm

     

    WOOTON “How naive the non-clown can be.”


  • Puppy RaISEr on June 28th, 2011 - 1:01pm

     

    Whit: I was thinking about the Stilleto

    Detective Polehaus: Yeah? Sometimes I think of large balls of lint


  • boib on June 28th, 2011 - 1:09pm

     

    WOOTON “How naive the non-clown can be”


  • Puppy RaISEr on June 28th, 2011 - 1:13pm

     

    Mr. Skint: Draw your weapon Mr. Dosh
    Penny:Ooh! I can draw weapons!

    Jay: That was no man- that was Matthew.

    Jay: Well, counterfeiters should be made to sit in some kind of chair- in a corner- for like, a REALLY long time!

    Polehaus: Get me that kid’s spit!

    Wooton: Walking on top of a train always gives me inspiration!

    Whit: Looks like someone was having a picnic here
    Polehaus: Yeah, they were celebrating my stupidity!


  • Puppy RaISEr on June 28th, 2011 - 1:15pm

     

    Whit: Connie, I need to tell you something important and you can’t react…
    Connie: WHAT!!?!?
    Penny: There must have been alot of money in that drawer.


  • Seth on June 28th, 2011 - 1:18pm

     

    Aw man. I thought for sure I had the 3rd comment :cry:


  • Seth on June 28th, 2011 - 1:22pm

     

    Jay: Stay back or I’ll fire!
    Buck: Thants an ice cream scoop.
    Jay: Yes, and I know how to use it!
    :P


  • catlover on June 28th, 2011 - 1:27pm

     

    (Whit is on the phone talking to Connie. Connie is going on a hike with Penny.)Connie: Penny, give me just a minute,ok?
    Penny Wise: Ok. did you leave the cash register drawer open again?
    Connie:I don’t know. I’ll be right back.(she walks away)
    Penny:See she can’t even take a hike without the boss calling!Man!
    (on the phone)Connie: WHAT!?
    Penny:Oh, there must have been a lot of money in that drawer!


  • Seth on June 28th, 2011 - 1:27pm

     

    Eugene: The genetic form of the bioretscent scoop of ice cream has redused to a liquid.
    Connie: I don’t speek german.
    I don’t know if he realy said that but I did :P

    By the way… Is bioretescent even a word? :lol:


  • catlover on June 28th, 2011 - 1:30pm

     

    Detective Polehaus: Martin! Just the person I wanted to yell at!


  • tALIAX177 on June 28th, 2011 - 1:31pm

     

    NOTE: SOLDIER BOY was me here. My brother had recently posted somewhere else and I had forgotten to put my screen name back in the box. Sorry about that!


  • r2-d2 on June 28th, 2011 - 1:41pm

     

    Emily: how do we get across here?
    Buck: Theres some stepping stones that lead across the lake. Here hold my hand.
    Emily: Oooh, whoa.
    Buck: Hold on.
    Emily: You’re such a gentleman.
    :cool:


  • cALEB on June 28th, 2011 - 1:43pm

     

    Got it!…………Maybe we should get out of the way. Run for it! By Jay Smouse.


  • ari on June 28th, 2011 - 2:32pm

     

    Rodney: But you don’t not know!

    Mitch: Yeah, I don’t not know…I guess.

    Rodney: So if you don’t not know, then you do know! And if you know that the answer isn’t no, then you know there is no way you could know I broke the window!

    Mitch: Huh?

    Rodney: No further questions.

    Lady Airwrenhill :roll:


  • ari on June 28th, 2011 - 2:33pm

     

    Wally: You look like death sucking on a bad lemon.

    Stella: I think he’s been about Buck-my-boyed out of life!

    Lady Airwrenhill


  • Starflyr on June 28th, 2011 - 2:35pm

     

    These are a few of my favorite quotes.

    Eugene Meltsner: Did you call me a kid?

    :)
    Eugene Meltsner: So, do we have time for the carnival? One ride on the Tilt ‘n’ Whirl?
    Katrina Shanks-Meltsner: Only if you promise not to scream like a little girl!
    Eugene Meltsner: What?! I don’t scream!

    :)
    Jay Smouse: I bet you already blabbed about the AppleBerry phone he’s been working on.
    Emily Jones: What AppleBerry phone?
    Buck Oliver: He found the phone


  • Starflyr on June 28th, 2011 - 2:36pm

     

    Jay Smouse: Yeah. And he’s gonna be really ticked when he finds out you told. You’re a regular Judas Benedict Arnold!
    Emily Jones: Jay! You just told us. We didn’t know!
    Jay Smouse: I…I di…….Oh……um…….Well, gotta go!!


  • wootons bff on June 28th, 2011 - 3:27pm

     

    Eugene:

    “well i enjoy old fashion carnival’s, apart from the freak show displays, uuuuuuhhh, they remind me to much of my first year in middle school!”

    that was funny


  • Me on June 28th, 2011 - 3:43pm

     

    Jay: You mean the plain crash that I saw live and in person
    Nelson: I saw it too
    Jay: Yah well I saw it before you did
    Nelson: O yah What time were you there
    Jay: Like five minutes before whatever time you were there.

    Connie: What kind of praying do you do?
    Penny: oh the Christian kind.
    Connie: Me too!

    Connie: WILL SOMEBODY PLEASE STOP AND TELL ME WHATS GOING ON!!!!!!


  • Rhianna on June 28th, 2011 - 4:07pm

     

    “That’s amazing Connie! That’s uncanny. it’s like you’re living in a refridgerator box in the munisipal park of my mind, wich is really sort of creepy when you think about it.

    That was a quote from Wooton.


  • e.j. jiggles on June 28th, 2011 - 4:11pm

     

    Nelson:
    “My dad says that when there’s a perplexing problem, to back away from it for a while. He did that with our shed.”
    Matthew:
    “Did it work?”
    Nelson:
    “I don’t know. I’ts beed sitting there unfinished for three years.”
    (Sorry! Not quite right I knkow!) :) :) :)


  • Sarahgirl9 on June 28th, 2011 - 4:22pm

     

    Jay: Mattews gonna be soo mad when he finds out you told.
    Emily: Jay we didn’t know, YOU told us.
    Jay: Oh. Um. IIII need to go to my uncle’s store. HAha bye.


  • jayluver on June 28th, 2011 - 4:40pm

     

    Jay: Don’t Move or I’ll fire!
    Buck: That’s an ice cream scoop Jay.
    Jay: Yeah, and I know how to use it!

    Jay: That was no man-that was Matthew.

    Jay: Like five minutes before what ever time you were there.

    I LOVE JAY!!!!!


  • lUVBUCK on June 28th, 2011 - 5:01pm

     

    ” BUCK MY BOY” mR.SKINT


  • Scotsman on June 28th, 2011 - 5:25pm

     

    It is so hard to chose but I would have to agree with TA-418 Which is “sorry about the window” by Monty and Jason.


  • Scotsman on June 28th, 2011 - 5:28pm

     

    By the way the adventures in Odyssey website vote on the finalists for the green ring conspiracy art contest.


  • do.it.good on June 28th, 2011 - 6:00pm

     

    “They put us by the dupsters” ~ Doris
    “Oh, that’s terrible!” ~ Mary
    “Why? it’s just like home!” ~ Doris


  • jessica on June 28th, 2011 - 6:29pm

     

    connie cendal: “i can almost see the colour.”
    penny wise: “it’s all in the shading.”


  • kara on June 28th, 2011 - 6:51pm

     

    “The only one sitting down around here is him, when they drop him in the electric chair, for being a counterfeiter!” -Jay
    “Counterfeiters don’t go to the electric chair, Jay.” -Eugene
    “Oh. Well, they should be made to sit in some kind of chair… in a corner, for a really, really, long time!” -Jay

    I love the character Jay! He’s so hilarious, and the green ring conspiracy was great! Go AIO, and God bless you!!!


  • Dani on June 28th, 2011 - 7:01pm

     

    Jay: “That’s no man, that was Matthew”
    LOVE IT!!
    Connie:”WHAAATTT?!?!?!”
    Penny:”Ooo, there must have been alot of money in that drawer.”


  • trekker on June 28th, 2011 - 7:10pm

     

    Jay:Definitly weird.

    I may not have worded it perfectly, but we don’t have the album. This was when Jay was hiding behind the trashcan talking to Matthew at the fair.


  • Jay lovah on June 28th, 2011 - 7:19pm

     

    Eugene:”Have a DRINK!!” (To buck)

    Penny:”I can draw weapons.”

    Jay:”Nice moment there holding hands across the stream, must be looove.”

    Jay:”Like 5 minutes before whatever time you were there!” (To Nelson)


  • go aio!!!!!! on June 28th, 2011 - 7:41pm

     

    I don’t remember the quote word for word but I really like the part where Buck goes, “You have a thing with big trucks?” Then Jay goes, “Oh, yeah, ever since I was little. Honk, honk! RRRRRR! BAM! Oh, pull it over, parallel park… with a truck. Then Buck goes, “If you wanna make friends with me, don’t ever make noises like that again.” Also when Jay says, “That was no man… that was Matthew!”

    Oh and btw, some of you are doing random quotes and this is only s’posed 2 b for the GRC! :D:P


  • km on June 28th, 2011 - 8:20pm

     

    Monty:you think that my mystery man is connected to the carnival somehow! Whit:Rest! Dp:Yeah kid get some rest We’ll take care of this for you. Monty:WHAT I…. whit and dp:REST Monty:UURR


  • Penny on June 28th, 2011 - 8:37pm

     

    watch the counter? ohh, watch the counter! free ice cream for the counter watcher! -Jay


  • Danielle on June 28th, 2011 - 8:46pm

     

    Katrina: he screams like a little girl!

    Eugene: WHAT!?! i do not!


  • Penny on June 28th, 2011 - 8:49pm

     

    Jay:I don’t trust him
    Matthew: Why not?
    Jay: Because he’s not to be trusted

    Jay: You mean the plain crash that I saw live and in
    person
    Nelson: I saw it too
    Jay: Yah well I saw it before you did
    Nelson: O yah What time were you there
    Jay: Like five minutes before whatever time you were the

    Jay: Don’t Move or I’ll fire!
    Buck: That’s an ice cream scoop Jay
    Jay: Yea and i know how to use it

    Jay is awesome


  • Penny on June 28th, 2011 - 9:11pm

     

    rodney: the point is i might do some slightly e legal things but i always admit them to you right when i get caught

    Rodney: but you do not Know!
    Mitch: yea i mean no i mean i do not know… i guess
    Rodney: so if you know that the answer isn’t no then you known that there is no way you could know i broke the window
    Mitch:what!?
    Rodney thank you
    connie: o-kay…alex would you like to cross examine
    alex: i’m still trying to figure out what he said
    rodney: can’t handle it! then me case sleeps


  • GABRIEL on June 28th, 2011 - 9:15pm

     

    This line is said by Eugene when he firsts opens the backpack given to him by Emily: (GASPS) Loudly exclaimed euphemisms escape me. THIS IS A LOT OF! this is a lot of money (whispering). NOTE: whenever I try to quote a long I always have it’s like a short tongue twister. :)

    Adventures in odyssey’s 1* FAN!


  • NC BBQ on June 28th, 2011 - 9:30pm

     

    My favorite scene is the “Try the lemonade” scene. That was FUNNY! :laugh:


  • Penny on June 28th, 2011 - 9:32pm

     

    Eugene and a girl is it possible? -whit


  • GABRIEL on June 28th, 2011 - 9:32pm

     

    Jay: Not mine weirdo gotta go! I love jay he’s so funny! I know the one I am about to tell you is not from album 53 but I love the scene with all the boys watching the movie in the malted milk ball falcon. I just had to say that. 8)


  • GABRIEL on June 28th, 2011 - 9:33pm

     

    Jay: Not mine weirdo gotta go! I love jay he’s so funny! I know the one I am about to tell you is not from album 53 but I love the scene with all the boys watching the movie in the malted milk ball falcon. I just had to say that. :)


  • NC BBQ on June 28th, 2011 - 9:33pm

     

    I mean :lol:


  • crazy8 on June 28th, 2011 - 9:42pm

     

    hi is any one on? ;)


  • alice on June 28th, 2011 - 11:39pm

     

    when jay is reading his notes from when they followed buck and mr skint thats really funny


  • THE UNNAMED on June 29th, 2011 - 7:50am

     

    Jay: What? I didn’t. uhhh…oh no…well uh gotta go!


  • Horse Lover on June 29th, 2011 - 8:07am

     

    What is in these boxes says connie
    Money of course says wooton


  • Horse Lover on June 29th, 2011 - 8:12am

     

    Would you lick this spoon and see if it tastes funny says eugene
    Can i have your tooth pick says eugene


  • nicki on June 29th, 2011 - 8:16am

     

    Penny: “Oh you know, long,stringy hair, and beard with a southern accent.” Detective Polehouse: “Uhuh” Penny: “Not that his beard had a southern accent, but his lips in the middle of the beard moved, and thats what came out!” Whit: “Are you getting this Connie?” Connnie: “Not at all…”


  • nicki on June 29th, 2011 - 8:21am

     

    Detective Polehouse: “How many times did you meet this guy?” Penny: “Twice. The first time to go over the idea. The second time to show him the design. And the third time to give him the finished poster.” :)


  • nicki on June 29th, 2011 - 8:24am

     

    Detective Polehouse: “Where did you meet?” Penny: “Hal’s Diner. It was all very straight forward apart from the meatloaf.” :)


  • R J on June 29th, 2011 - 8:52am

     

    Sorry about the window. Monty Whittaker-Dowd
    Sorry about the window. Jason Whittaker


  • Michelle:D on June 29th, 2011 - 9:27am

     

    Detective Poulhouse (I know I spelled that wrong): Whewee! (Looks at money in back-pack). That’s a lot of money.
    Emily: I know! I found it while I was walking here…
    Detective: Hmm… well, well, Good job kids. You might have found some clues.
    Eugene: !!!!!!!!!!! (says’ softly) Did he just call me a kid?!?!
    I know, I know… It wasn’t exactly like that at all. What can I say? :roll:


  • ber on June 29th, 2011 - 9:30am

     

    Let’s get off the point and back to the point”
    -Connie
    i love that part it is so funny


  • huge fan on June 29th, 2011 - 9:47am

     

    Connie: would anyone tell me whats going on!!!!????


  • barbie on June 29th, 2011 - 10:06am

     

    Ep2:
    Buck maBoy!- Mr. Skint
    Something’s going aride, but I don’t know what it is! -Mr. Skint
    Oh yeah, what time were you there? Like 5 minutes before the time you were there! -Nelson and Jay
    Your mistake was that you were born into a bad family- Detective Polehouse

    Ep.3
    Did you call me a kid? -Eugene
    What kind of praying do you do? The Christian kind. -Connie and Penny


  • Jackson5fan on June 29th, 2011 - 11:16am

     

    Edwin:Let your mind dwell on the swirling sea of humanity.
    Bernard: The swirling!
    E:The great unwashed masses that populate our teaming plains.
    B:Unwashed masses!
    E:Their stories go untold their songs un-sung!And yet if we were to just listen closely
    B:Uh-huh
    E:What do we hear?… Your story Bernard tell me you story!
    B:Oh-uh, from the beginning?
    E:Yes!
    B:Uh well uh I was born.
    E:BORN! BORN! Your father, was he wealthy?
    B:Eh, No, no, he was a janitor.
    E:AHA! He was born a popper to a pawn!


  • Jackson5fan on June 29th, 2011 - 11:22am

     

    E: What is your earliest memory? Quickly, Quickly!
    B: Well, I remember..dust!
    E: Dust? DUST! DUST! Yes!! As the dust turns to dust, the dust as whenth his life began! Became the dust of his lively hood!
    B: It did?
    E: Yes, Floating particles, suspended in mid air swept away by your might! Powerless against your influence!
    B: They are?
    E: Yes! and the great sea of humanity! Those unwashed masses, felt themselves cleansed at their touch! Their dirt and filth caught in the great swirl undertone…


  • Jackson5fan on June 29th, 2011 - 11:27am

     

    ^
    ^
    ^
    Continuing!
    E: Yes! and the great sea of humanity! Those unwashed masses, felt themselves cleansed at their touch! Their dirt and filth caught in the great swirling undertow of the drain called conscious!
    B: and, and, i unstopped that drain!
    E: YES! YES!
    B: and, and, and then i knew what my life calling would be!
    E: That’s right! to rise from the dust, break through the clock,m stand un- flaggable and proudly declare!
    B: I am Janitor!
    E: GOOD! good…oh so good!

    Thank you :D


  • Rachel on June 29th, 2011 - 11:47am

     

    Connie”Wow,it really does look like it was made out of lickerish!”
    Wooton “Connie,I’d never joke about lickerish” wooton says this in a sorta serious voice which makes it all the more funny :)
    Different scence: funny quote 2
    Penny”At least we got lots of strudel!”
    Different scene: funny quote 3
    Matthew”Jay? What are you doing behind the trash can?!”
    Jay”I’m on a stake out!”
    Matthew”Don’t you know it’s unhealthy to eat other people’s gun from the trash can!”
    Jay”Of course I gave that up months


  • Price on June 29th, 2011 - 11:49am

     

    “That wasn’t a man. That was Matthew.”
    -Jay


  • Rachel on June 29th, 2011 - 11:59am

     

    continuing my quotes.
    Jay”Of course I gave that up months ago!”:)
    Not quite sure if this is in the same scene or not so I’m doing it separated
    Jay” You know that Buck kid”
    Matthew” yeah what about him ( or something)
    Jay” I don’t trust him”
    Matthew ” Why not?”
    Jay ” Cause he’s not to be trusted” :)
    I love these lines and I love odyssey!!!
    I love Odyssey’s humor :)


  • Leah on June 29th, 2011 - 12:19pm

     

    Polehouse “Why don’t we just invite the whole class”
    Penny wise “Oh don’t be silly there wouldn’t be enough strudel for the whole class”
    I LOVE ODYSSEY!
    I love penny, wooton, and jay.
    they are like the funniest characters
    Wooton “I sure hope that’s a water gun”
    Buck” oh I’d like that lemonade now”
    Eugene”oh that’s alright I don’t need it anymore”
    Buck”huh”
    Eugene”oh I mean of course,certainly I’ll pour you a fresh glass”


  • Leah on June 29th, 2011 - 12:34pm

     

    Eugene”Jay perhaps you should sit down”
    Jay”the only one sitting down around here is him, when they drop him in the electric chair for being a counterfeiter”
    Eugene”counterfeiters don’t go to the electric chair jay”
    Jay”well they should be made to sit in some kind of chair,in a in a like corner for like a really long time”
    Buck”hahai I have no idea what your talking about”
    Jay”yeah yeah yeah sure, just like you probably don’t know wear you really live,huh huh yeah yeah, that’s right
    nextcomment


  • Leah on June 29th, 2011 - 12:45pm

     

    Jay( continuing)” we followed you to that nice house wear you don’t live, and up to that weird place on gold camp road where you do live. and I’ll bet that’s why you tried to set up uncle wally. huh huh go ahead and deny it.”
    Buck”alright I deny it”
    Jay”oh”
    Buck”you know I am getting tired of feeling accused by everyone around here,I think I’m gonna go down stairs get my appleberry and leave”
    Eugene”now wait a minute buck”
    Jay”hey hey you can’t just walk away”
    Eugene”he just did
    next coment


  • Leah on June 29th, 2011 - 12:52pm

     

    eugene”if you’ll excuse me for a moment, I wanna see what’s happening in the workshop”
    Jay”can I come”
    Eugene”it’s better that you don’t, watch the counter for a moment will you”
    Jay”watch the counter :(,watch the counter, ooh cool, free ice cream, for the counter watcher”


  • Leah on June 29th, 2011 - 12:55pm

     

    I also love this line
    Jay” That was no man, that was Matthew”
    Jay is hilarious


  • madeline on June 29th, 2011 - 1:22pm

     

    Free ice cream for the counter watcher. by:Jay smouse. Of course connie Inever kid about licorice. by:wooton


  • Gabe on June 29th, 2011 - 2:02pm

     

    Rodney from the broken window:We all tell the same story-this man is guilty.


  • Gabe on June 29th, 2011 - 2:20pm

     

    Rodney from the broken window:They all tell the same story-this man is guilty!


  • anonymouse on June 29th, 2011 - 2:42pm

     

    TV announcer guy: “I’ve met barnyard dogs with better personalities…” referring to Detective Polehaus.

    also i like the one with Jay: FREE ICE CREAM FOR THE COUNTER WATCHER! and a lot of others…. oooo and the

    “That was no man. That was Matthew”- Jay AND

    “Nice little moment there, holding hand across the creek… must be loooove.” -also Jay and a bunch of others.


  • Olivia :) on June 29th, 2011 - 2:58pm

     

    “Loudly Exclaimed Euphemisms escape me!” By Eugene.


  • Alayna on June 29th, 2011 - 3:28pm

     

    Detective Polehaus: Is that everyone? or would you like to invite the whole class?
    Penny:Don’t be silly. The wouldn’t be enough streusel
    for the whole class.


  • Alayna on June 29th, 2011 - 3:40pm

     

    OOOHHH! I’ve got to get the cranberry sodas! Wooton has to make a list. By none other than Wooton Basset!!!


  • Alayna on June 29th, 2011 - 3:44pm

     

    Wally: Did you write everything down?
    Jay: I think so. But, I had to scribble on this receipt from the hardware store, so it’s kinda mixed up.
    W.H:Let’s here it.
    Jay:Um,they drove the big truck back to a very nice house in a 40 gallon trashcan.
    W.H:What?
    Jay:Sorry.Brentwood Estates. Then they took the sheets off of the hex-head cap screws.
    W.H:Jay!!!
    Part 1


  • Alayna on June 29th, 2011 - 3:50pm

     

    Part 2
    Jay:Furniture!Furniture!Told you this was a mess.And then they drove the big truck to a lot near Gower’s field where the tub-shelve utility cart is set up.
    W.H:Uncle Archie’s Carnival
    Jay:Yeah that.Then they got into a PVC Plastic-fitting.
    W.H:Pick-up truck.
    Jay:Pick-up truck, and drove here to an Iron Gate on Crone pipe.
    W.H:Gold Camp Road.Trickle Lake is a mile west of here.
    Jay:And the gate leads to?
    W.H:I don’t know.
    Part 2


  • Alayna on June 29th, 2011 - 3:54pm

     

    Part 3
    Jay:And that’s it. a part from the UV filtration system and sheet metal whole-plugs, which were only 8 Dollars and 53 cents.
    W.H:Good.
    Jay:So, that’s it?
    W.H:That’s it for now.Those 2 are definitively up to something, and I’m gonna find out what it is.
    Part 3


  • Alayna on June 29th, 2011 - 3:57pm

     

    Jay:who knows that kind of stuff. why would anyone know that
    Emily:I don’t know. but right now I’m glad he does!!!!


  • Alayna on June 29th, 2011 - 4:04pm

     

    Jay:Hey, remembering how to divide fractions, is a challenge.
    Skateboarding down a wooden banister is a challenge. Reciting Hamlet with a bowling ball on your head is a challenge! this is not a challenge!!
    Matthew:Why did you have to recite Shakespeare….
    Jay: Thats not the point

    Matt:chewing gum that’s been chewed by other people is unhealthy you know.
    Jay: I gave that up years ago!!!


  • charity on June 29th, 2011 - 7:31pm

     

    Mr. Skint” Boy, them toothpicks are gonna ruin your teeth.
    Detective Polehaus: get rid of that toothpick, it will stunt your growth.


  • Stephanie on June 29th, 2011 - 7:48pm

     

    Buck: I’ll take some lemonade now, Mr. Eugene.
    Eugene: No thanks I don’t need you to anymore.


  • fan of aio on June 29th, 2011 - 8:06pm

     

    “You know, I’ve always found that running on top of a train gives me inspiration.”-Wooton Bassett


  • hannah on June 29th, 2011 - 8:20pm

     

    Matthew and Nelson by the Creek:

    Matthew: Look, it’s an appleberry!

    Nelson: I didn’t think those grew so close to moving water.


  • Lily on June 30th, 2011 - 7:19am

     

    “Who was that masked man?”Penny

    “That was no man!That was Matthew!”


  • Lily on June 30th, 2011 - 7:19am

     

    oops i meant to put jay!


  • Abby on June 30th, 2011 - 8:51am

     

    For those of you who quoted Jay (almost everyone :) )
    I found one word to describe him………. Cocky :laugh:


  • Alayna on June 30th, 2011 - 10:06am

     

    Nelson:because of all the things you can’t see!creepy crawlies and little animals looking out with those beedy little eyes!!
    Matt:Nelson,I thought you were like, a man of science, a wonder of nature!All that stuff
    Nel:yheah!its great if I can study it in a controlled environment.like in cages or under a microscope.
    Matthew: So you like nature, as long as it isn’t natural?
    Nel:Is that unreasonable?


  • Chels! on June 30th, 2011 - 10:10am

     

    Manager of the Poster Shop: “What about Mrs. Polehaus?”
    Detective Polehaus: “She died…”

    Manager of the Poster Shop: “I bet that was an excuse.” :D


  • Alayna on June 30th, 2011 - 10:32am

     

    Dear Tali,
    I’ve been having the same problem.1 way to fix that is to first add it to the play list, then the episode that you r currently listening to,just skip to the end of it.then your odyssey should start playing.another way is to click the radio button on the main page.then look at past shows.if the one u want to listen to is there,then click listen online for that episode!
    Sincerly, Alayna~*


  • GRANNY M. on June 30th, 2011 - 10:45am

     

    Emily: Look! Over there! Foot prints… (looks across creek).
    Buck: Hey! You’re right!
    Emily: Oh, hold on… lets get to the other side… whoaaa (starts to wobble toward water).
    Buck: Hey! (grabs onto)>
    Emily: Oh!
    Buck: You’re okay… just keep walking… its okay… I got you…
    Emily: Ohh… *giggle* Heh, thanks…. (reaches other side).
    Emily: You’re such a gentlemen….!
    Buck: Its easy to be a gentlemen with such a pretty lady…
    Emily: ohhhhh…. *giggle* thanks…
    CONTINUED BELOW.


  • GRANNY M. on June 30th, 2011 - 10:52am

     

    CONTINUED
    later:
    Jay: I saw you two holding hands across the creek… ooooooooohh!!!! must be looooveee!
    Emily: Um…
    Buck: What?!

    LATER:
    Emily: (Knock’s on Matthew’s front door). Hi Matthew.
    Matthew: Oh, Emily. Hi.
    Emily:Um, look,did I dump you at the carnival?
    Matthew: No… well, yeah… you kindof did.
    Emily: I’m sorry.
    Matthew: Its okay. You and Buck looked like you were having a good time. What’s this all about though?
    Emily: Jay was making a big deal about it at the creek… CONTINUED


  • GRANNY M. on June 30th, 2011 - 10:56am

     

    CONTINUED
    Emily: and I just felt guilty…so….
    Matthew: Its ok. What were you doing at the creek?
    Emily: Well I was trying to help Buck find his lot cell-phone…
    Matthew: Buck lost his cellphone?
    Emily: Yeah, and Jay said that you found one. Was that your secret project?
    Matthew: Um, yeah…
    Emily: So… could you bring it to Whitsend later for Buck?
    Matthew: Sure… But first I got to see if its really his.
    Emily: Ohno,u aren’t going to embares me ru?
    Matthew: maybe.
    Emily: I’ll stay here.


  • GRANNY M. on June 30th, 2011 - 10:58am

     

    Emily is so dramatic! And Buck is so creepy sometimes…!


  • Michelle:D on June 30th, 2011 - 11:01am

     

    Buck: I’ll have some of that lemonade now, Eugene.
    Eugene: Oh no, I don’t need it anymore.
    Buck: (!!!!!!) What?!
    Eugene: Oh um, never mind. Here you go. (Gives lemonade).

    Katrina: Buck, I looked up your address and it says that its owned by blah blah blah blah–
    Buck: Oh… well…
    Katrina: Buck, you need to stop this game… Tell me where you really live now.
    Buck: I… I can’t.
    Katrina: Why not?!
    Buck: Because….
    Katrina: You can tell me Buck.
    Buck: (!) Because… we’re homeless… CONT.


  • Michelle:D on June 30th, 2011 - 11:05am

     

    Buck: “We’re poor Mrs. Katrina, we don’t have a lot of money… you don’t know how it feels like to be trying to survive… you’ve probably had everything handed down to you your whole life… you don’t know how it feels… :roll:
    Katrina: (!) Oh Buck…. I’m so sorry… :(
    Buck: ….great, now ya know… *sigh* Now what?
    Katrina: Give me your real address.
    Buck: (!) What??!
    Katrina: Buck…
    Buck: Let me speak to Mr. Skint about this.
    Katrina: Why?
    Buck: Just let me call and check… CONT


  • Michelle:D on June 30th, 2011 - 11:07am

     

    Katrina: (?) Why would you have to check with Mr. Skint?
    Buck: Just to go over it… please?
    Katrina: …… I don’t really understand… but… okay…. you can make the call outside.
    Buck: Thanks.

    KATRINA DON’T BE FOOLED!!!!!!!!!! 8)


  • esther on June 30th, 2011 - 11:34am

     

    Wally Haggler:You heard the man Jay pull that switch.
    Jay:That was no man,that was Matthew

    my favorite line!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


  • ninja caleb on June 30th, 2011 - 12:07pm

     

    I do not like the new MR.whiteker


  • cjoy on June 30th, 2011 - 12:23pm

     

    Connie in the “broken window” is banging her gavel.
    Mitch: um connie u can stop banging your gavel now
    Connie: oh….. yeah sorry :oops:

    later in the “broken window” connie is yellin gat mitch about their dates
    connie: yeah so there i was saturday night sitting in a booth waiting fpr like an hour and u didn’t show up

    mitch: huh… can we talk about this tonight.
    Connie: and what makes u think i’ll drop everything to go out on a date tonight
    Mitch: because u said u would
    Connie: huh?
    Continued


  • cjoy on June 30th, 2011 - 12:29pm

     

    Mitch: we agreed to a date saturday night
    Connie: ya so there i was sitting for and hour last night waiting for u to come and u didn’t show up
    …. wait saturday… today is saturday
    Mitch: ahuh and yesterday was friday and tomorrow is sunday. is there a problem
    Connie: huh what problem no no problem why would u think that.
    Mitch: cause just a few min ago u were……. oh never mind. see u tonight, i’ll pick u up around 7 ok.
    Connie: ya fine( dreamy like)
    Mitch: bye everbody!!
    Continued below


  • cjoy on June 30th, 2011 - 12:36pm

     

    everbody: bye!!!
    Connie: he’s gonna pick me up its a date (giggle)
    (dreammy voice)
    Mathew: yep d.a.t.i i mean d.a.y.t i mean…….
    i love the broken window episode. here is another part i love

    Emily and mathew: connie and mitch sitting in a tree k.i.s.s.i.n.g
    connie: we were just gonna talk
    E and M: connie and mitch sitting in a tree t.a.l.k.i.n.g
    Connie: we aren’t in a tree (annoyed)
    E and M: Connie and mitch sitting in a booth
    Whit: alright enough u guys
    Continued below


  • cjoy on June 30th, 2011 - 12:37pm

     

    Mathew: we were just practicing our spelling. s.p.l.l. i mean s.p.i.l ……. i love Aio keep up the good work :D


  • e.j. jiggles on June 30th, 2011 - 1:13pm

     

    Jay:
    “My parents watch you on the eleven o’clock news. Puts them to sleep every night.”


  • jON on June 30th, 2011 - 2:14pm

     

    Jay: uh, maybe we should get out of the way.
    wally haggler: RUN FOR IT!!!!


  • claire on June 30th, 2011 - 2:16pm

     

    THAT WAS NO MAN, THAT WAS MATTHEW
    -JAY


  • Michelle:D on June 30th, 2011 - 2:43pm

     

    CJOY: Matthew and Emily weren’t around when Mitch was… they just appeared in album 51 and beyond. Mitch was in the thirty albums i think right?


  • buckfan#0 on June 30th, 2011 - 2:47pm

     

    buck is creepy. he’s weird with emily and he deseves like everybuddy! why do all the girls like him? he redemes himself in the end but threw out the hole album hes this big tricker and all you girls are all like “eeeeeekkkk!!!!! buck we love you!!!!” so, you love him for being a big jerk? sure, in the end he’s sorry, but that’s the end. he’s an okay character but i don’t think he’s as good as everyone thinks…. they could do better.


  • j bates on June 30th, 2011 - 2:48pm

     

    Connie : he dropped me off because it’s raining (giggle)


  • odessy luver on June 30th, 2011 - 2:51pm

     

    Mitch : oh sorry connie somone is at the door hold on a second…… CONNIE!!!
    Connie: giggle


  • REK27 on June 30th, 2011 - 3:08pm

     

    “Sorry about the window.” ~Jason WHittaker and Monty Whittaker-Dowd

    “You know, I’ve always found that running along the top of a train gives me inspiration.” ~Wooten Basset
    “Good, then that’s what I’ll do. See ya.” ~Jason Whittaker

    “Are you expecting things to go wrong?” ~Whit
    “I’m afraid so.” ~JAson WHittasker


  • Horse Lover on June 30th, 2011 - 3:43pm

     

    CJOY
    that was not matthew and emily it did have connie in it


  • Heffleyman on June 30th, 2011 - 4:32pm

     

    “I’d love to stay and chat,but that would keep me from leaving.” -Jay Smouse


  • kinipela on June 30th, 2011 - 5:19pm

     

    Eugene: I don’t think we’ve been to a carnival since-
    Katrina: We’ve NEVER been to a carnival, Eugene.
    Eugene: Oh yes, that’s the time.


  • Katie on June 30th, 2011 - 7:33pm

     

    “Drink the lemonade!!!!!” Eugene is telling Buck
    ” Oh I would like that lemonade now.”
    “Oh I don’t need it eny more oh I’ll pour you a fresh glass.”

    Eugene says ” Oh I’ll take that” When Buck is going to put his tooth pick in the garbage.

    -Matthew” Why are you putting his tooth pick in a plastic bag?”

    Eugene- “Oh for safe keepings. Well exuse me while I go call Detective poule house”

    Matthew” What?”

    I don’t know if they are the exact words but I hope there close enough!!!!!!!!


  • meep on June 30th, 2011 - 7:52pm

     

    UM, OKAY HERE’S THE NEWS. AIO IS KIND OF STARTING TO GO DOWN HILL. I MEAN NOT EXACTLY, ITS INTERESTING, BUT US KIDS ARE LOSING SIGHT OF WHAT THE MORAL IS. I MEAN MY FAMILY WAS LISTENING TO AN OLDER EPISODE WHEN MY DAD WALKED INTO THE ROOM. HE LISTENED FOR A MOMENT, AND THEN ASKED, “IS THIS AN OLD ONE?” MY SISTER ANSWERED, “YES.” MY MOM WHO WAS STANDING THERE LOOKED AT HIM AND SAID, “YEAH BECAUSE IT SOUNDS SO OLD RIGHT?” MY DAD REPLIED, “YEAH AND ALSO IT HAS A GOOD LESSON TO LEARN!” CONT BELOW.


  • Jayman on June 30th, 2011 - 8:57pm

     

    once i kidnapped a cow after hitting my head in a car accident but thats another story for another time


  • Jayman on June 30th, 2011 - 8:58pm

     

    DETECTIVE POLEHAUS


  • jourdan on June 30th, 2011 - 11:48pm

     

    Buck: You have a thing about big trucks Jay: Oh yeah Ever since I was a kid You know.. um.. voom, honk! honk! Voom, urrt! Pull it over, back it up and parallel park… with a truck Buck: If you ever want to make friends, don’t ever do noises like that again, okay I also like the one when jay says That was no man. That was Matthew
    i cant chose Help!!


  • Jamie on July 1st, 2011 - 5:46am

     

    To CJOY: in broken window it was Sarah and Alex, not Matthew and Emily. They weren’t part of the show yet.
    What ever happened to Alex anyway…
    Over and out.
    Jamie


  • Jamie on July 1st, 2011 - 5:52am

     

    Quote: from I slap floor
    (Richard Maxwell comes in to whit’s end)
    Whit: Well I’ll be! Richard Maxwell!
    Maxwell: No I’ll be Richard Maxwell, you be Mr. Whitaker.

    I miss Richard Maxwell… Will he ever come back to the show?
    this is Jamie, signing off.


  • Robot boy on July 1st, 2011 - 7:20am

     

    Jay: The only one sitting down around here is him, when they drop him in the electric chair for being a counterfieter. Eugene: Jay,counterfieters don’t go to the electric chair. Jay: Well they should be made to sit in some kind of chair, in a corner, for a like a really long time.

    Jay is so funny!


  • narniafreak on July 1st, 2011 - 9:08am

     

    @ Michelle:D
    That isn’t in the GRC! Where on earth did that come from?!?!?!

    @ CJOY
    That’s not very accurate. Matthew and Emily didn’t even exist in the Broken Window episode. AND, “Mathew: yep d.a.t.i i mean d.a.y.t i mean……” isn’t in that episode.

    I’m sorry for contradicting you two and anyone that I have corrected. SORRY!!!! :cry: :oops: :(
    I’m a Narnia and Odyssey perfectionist.


  • dan on July 1st, 2011 - 9:21am

     

    Matthew why are you hiding in the trash can you know it’s unheathy to chew gum that was chewed by other people.
    jay: puhh i gave that up years ago.


  • Alayna on July 1st, 2011 - 9:23am

     

    If you think Jay is the funniest character of the entire AIO series, please comment further!!!!!!!!!


  • HAnnah on July 1st, 2011 - 9:34am

     

    You hit the nail on the perverbial head Dear!


  • HAnnah on July 1st, 2011 - 9:42am

     

    Aha wow! everybody loves Jay and his quote:That was no man, that’s Mathew! I need to see that episode. Which one is it? :)


  • Bethany on July 1st, 2011 - 10:07am

     

    From Snow Day:
    “Are you warriors, or are you wimps?”
    “we are wimps, Sir!”


  • Jojo on July 1st, 2011 - 10:35am

     

    Bart Rathbone:(when he is trying to get in a play) “Romeo! Romeo! Let down your hair!”


  • Jojo on July 1st, 2011 - 10:37am

     

    Doras Rathbone: (at an open air market in Honalulu)
    “HOW MUCH…THIS PURSE!?! Comprendo?”


  • Jojo on July 1st, 2011 - 10:40am

     

    Connie: (from Green Eyes, Yellow Tulips) Oh great. More flowers. Where’s the ‘Rest In Peace’ card?”


  • summer r on July 1st, 2011 - 11:23am

     

    would u mind licking this spoon and telling me if it tastes funny???? : eugene meltzner


  • Abby on July 1st, 2011 - 11:40am

     

    In the episode Treasure Room, Lisa says to Aubrey,” Have you even tried the door? I mean it would be so funny if…” (Aubrey says) “It wasn’t even locked!” (Lisa) ” That wasn’t as funny as I thought.”


  • Abby on July 1st, 2011 - 11:55am

     

    Also in Treasure room, Aubry’s little sister Bethany recites a poem she wrote to Aubrey. It goes something like this. ” Hey Aubrey, whatcha writing? Is it a book? Can I have a chapter? I have a poem and it’s about a horse. Want to hear it? ‘Clop, clop, clop the horse won’t stop. And there’s a truck. Oh, no! Poor duck!’” ( Aubrey) ” Bethany I’m busy!” ( Bethany) “‘The ducks now flat, I hate that!” ( Aubrey) ” Wait a second is that my stationary?!!” ( Bethany) ” Ooops! Gotta go!”


  • aoifan on July 1st, 2011 - 12:56pm

     

    jay:(from green ring conspiracy 12) That was no man, That was matthew.


  • Emma on July 1st, 2011 - 12:59pm

     

    Jay: “I would love to stay and chat but that would keep me from leaving!”


  • Michelle:D on July 1st, 2011 - 3:11pm

     

    @ Narniafreak: LOL!!!! When I read your comment I smiled! :P I was so desperately trying to recall the scene where Katrina talked to Buck about the house situation and asked for his real address. I so failed though, and I know I did when I wrote it. :lol: I couldn’t remember the whole thing so i pretty much made up some of the lines. You are so right though, I should have gone back and listened to it to see what the real lines were. HEH HEH, MY BAD! ;) (Sorry if that was way confusing) :mrgreen:


  • Hannah on July 1st, 2011 - 3:17pm

     

    (FROM GREEN EYES AND YELLOW TULIPS!)
    Mitch: I’m Mitch by the way… who are you?
    Connie: ….(say’s dreamily) Mitch….. I mean, Conine! I’m Connie!

    Mitch: What’s in these boxes anyways?
    Connie: (Say’s dreamily). Green eyes… (!) I mean Ice!!! flavores colored ice…! you know, for the ice cream….


  • Hannah on July 1st, 2011 - 3:21pm

     

    Mitch: Well SOMETIMES you need to just trust that your friend knows what he’s doing!
    Connie: (Furiously) Ohhh!!!!! Well how am I supposed to do that when this man keeps so many secrets!!!!
    Mitch: Friends need to trust each other!
    Connie: But HOW? Mitch? How can I trust you!? You’re so secretive! How can I??
    Mitch: You need to Connie!
    Connie: AAUGH! WHY? WHY SHOULD I TRUST YOU?
    Mitch: Because I think I’m falling in LOVE WITH YOU CONNIE!
    Connie: (!) Oh! Uh, well look at time.. THAT’S IT FOR NOW!


  • Hannah on July 1st, 2011 - 3:25pm

     

    HA! HA! HA! HA! I love Mitch… more then Connie does. OOPS! Um, did I say that out-loud…?!?! :oops: heh, heh… I was just, er…. joking… yeah, joking, yeah…. heh…. (clears throat). ooh….! Look at the time… heh, I need to eh, go…. Yep… hee…. hee…. bye….! :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops :oops: :oops:


  • Hannah on July 1st, 2011 - 3:26pm

     

    oops again….. I messed up on those faces. WELL….! :roll:


  • #1 AIO Fan on July 1st, 2011 - 3:29pm

     

    Buck: “You have a thing about big trucks?”
    Jay: “Oh yeah. Ever since I was a kid! You know.. um.. voom, honk! honk! Voom, urrt! Pull it over, back it up and parallel park… with a truck.”
    Buck: “If you ever want to make friends, don’t ever do noises like that again, okay?”


  • #1 AIO Fan on July 1st, 2011 - 3:31pm

     

    Jay is definantely the #1 funniest character in AIO


  • Regollin on July 1st, 2011 - 7:22pm

     

    Alayna I agree with you that Jay is the funniest kid on AIO :)


  • Regollin on July 1st, 2011 - 7:30pm

     

    Hannah. I’ll pretend I didn’t hear you. :) :P


  • Abigail on July 1st, 2011 - 8:31pm

     

    “oh watch the counter…. watch the counter. Oh free ice cream for the counter watcher!” Jay


  • Abigail on July 1st, 2011 - 8:37pm

     

    Before anyone goes any where i would like buck to drink some lemonade!!!!!!!!!!!! Eugene

    why whats so important about it? Matthew

    oookkay buck

    grabs cup

    Buck i need to talk to u. Katrina ( buck sets cup down and doesn’t drink anything)

    oh Eugene

    but will u please get rid of that TOOTHPICK Katrina

    I’ll take it!!! Eugene

    ookkay buck

    Why do u need it are u going to have it bronzed? Matthew

    no lets just say a souvenir Eugene

    okay thats just weird. Matthew


  • Abby on July 1st, 2011 - 8:59pm

     

    In My Fair Bernard, Bernard says ” Well, pin a tail on me and call me a donkey!”


  • LPS! on July 2nd, 2011 - 6:50am

     

    that was no man that was matthew

    ?Jay?


  • me on July 2nd, 2011 - 8:33am

     

    “You’d better come get me or we could all be in trouble.” Derk Beggs said that when he was running away from the plane wreckage.


  • Legofreak52 on July 2nd, 2011 - 8:34am

     

    Penny Wise: “You’re not a third wheel Connie. You’re more like…training wheels!”


  • qwertyuiopas on July 2nd, 2011 - 9:05am

     

    THIS WAS BEFORE KATRINA, AND AFTER THIS, SHE “CEASED TO EXCIST.”


  • Tamara on July 2nd, 2011 - 9:40am

     

    That’s no man it’s Matthew! – Jay
    :)
    :P
    :D


  • JESSie Fan#1 on July 2nd, 2011 - 11:10am

     

    Jay said, “I would love to stay and chat, but that would keep me from leaving.”


  • aa on July 2nd, 2011 - 12:18pm

     

    Emily:It’s not hard it’s mind numbily uninteresting.I would rather have my earwax removed or get a spinal tap.Anything would be better than your club. Penny:you know,long hair and beard with a southern accent,not that the beard had a southern accent,but the lips in the middle of the beard moved,and that’s what came out.


  • SARITA on July 2nd, 2011 - 3:14pm

     

    Connie: You know, Penny, when I agreed to a hike I thought that you meant a causal stroll along a tree-lined path. Not climbing Mount Everest.


  • SARITA on July 2nd, 2011 - 3:27pm

     

    Connie: I Don’t know how to tell you!
    Wooton: Have you considered smoke signals? Somehow they seem appropriate up here on the mountains.


  • SARITA on July 2nd, 2011 - 3:55pm

     

    Connie( on a mountain:Whit told me on the phone just know.
    Wooton: Whoa!!! You can get a signal all the way up here? Who’s your carrier?


  • SARITA on July 2nd, 2011 - 4:15pm

     

    Penny:Will I go to jail for this? The police is going to think I’m in on it.
    Connie: I don’t know
    Penny: Because I love those bright orange overalls.
    Connie: What?
    Penny:I would love to have a pair of those overalls.
    Wooton:Oh yeah and I and I always loved those black and white prison pajamas, you know like,in the old movies.
    Penny: Yeah


  • WILL on July 2nd, 2011 - 4:31pm

     

    watch the counter OOO free ice cream for the counter watcher- JAY SMOUSE


  • legoman[Gabe on July 2nd, 2011 - 4:48pm

     

    Buck:Wy did we come back to to the trailer Mr.Scint.Mr. Scint:A little insurence boy.Buck:You mean another hostage!You mean Miss Katrina!Mr.Scint:What ever it takes boy.Buck:No Mr.Scint!


  • wHITNEY on July 2nd, 2011 - 4:55pm

     

    Emily: What are we waiting for!
    Eugene: For what are we waiting.
    Emily: I asked you first!


  • Anna on July 2nd, 2011 - 6:37pm

     

    and i’m not trying to be rude, but i’m pretty sure in that scene with jay making truck noises and everything, at the end it’s WHAT a truck, not WITH a truck. sorry that was just bugging me.


  • love forever on July 2nd, 2011 - 7:46pm

     

    I really like this podcast my favorite part was:
    Buck:”I’ll help you!”
    Emily:”thanks!”
    JAY: “Boo!”
    Emily: “Ah! JAY!”
    JAY:”i saw that holding hand thing across the creek,must be LOVE!”
    Jay is so funny!
    I love Adventures in Odyssey!
    Cant wait for Album 54!


  • Penny on July 2nd, 2011 - 9:25pm

     

    Alex: i guess it’s time for plan zebralfredcodafedichiniwaterbuffalo


  • legoman on July 3rd, 2011 - 7:40am

     

    That was no man-that was Matthew!!!!!!!-Jay


  • Emily on July 3rd, 2011 - 1:14pm

     

    Jay: That was no man that was Matthew. I love this line!!!!!


  • Emily on July 3rd, 2011 - 1:14pm

     

    I love Jay!!!!!!!!!


  • SaRita on July 3rd, 2011 - 1:26pm

     

    Nelson: Hey I was there too, you know.
    Jay: Well I was there first!
    Nelson: Oh, yeah! What time were you there?
    Jay: At least five minutes before you did!


  • SaRita on July 3rd, 2011 - 2:18pm

     

    OOPS I added an extra “and I”


  • Jay on July 3rd, 2011 - 3:03pm

     

    Jill:Why do they even bother with career day?

    Whit:Well Jill,I think it’s to give you a taste of what you might wanna do when you grow up.

    Jill:By sending me out to cover a non story?!I think they did it on purpose,to laugh at the young reporter!

    Ryan:Its better than sitting in a zoning meeting!

    Alice:Oh ya?Well they had me read the section in the manual about false arrest.Whats up with that?

    Nelson:You threw a kid against the wall Alice!

    Alice:He was resiting arrest Nelson!


  • Rebecca on July 3rd, 2011 - 3:25pm

     

    Any quote by Jay or Buck is awesome! Buck is great because he has a wonderful personality. Besides, I usually like the bad guys…
    Jay is awesome because he is always acting so stupid! He is completely me!


  • Jay on July 3rd, 2011 - 3:37pm

     

    #

    Hey Cjoy!It was Alex Jefferson who said:Were just practicing our spelling,SPIL,I mean SPI


  • alexandra on July 3rd, 2011 - 8:02pm

     

    Penny: And your name is like Connie Kendall kicked a copper kettle carelessly!

    Jay: That was no man! That was Matthew Parker.


  • megan on July 4th, 2011 - 12:03am

     

    JAY IS SO AWESOME!!! definetly in my top 3 odyessy characters- along with Jason and Wooton.

    one of my fave quotes from Jay (although they’re all lol funny) is “That was no man. That was Matthew.”


  • Faith on July 4th, 2011 - 3:54pm

     

    Jay- “… reciting hamlet with a bowling ball on your head is a chellenge. That, is not a challenge.

    Mathew- “Why did you have to recite hamlet with a…”

    Jay- “Forget about it!” I love Jay!


  • Brittini on July 4th, 2011 - 4:46pm

     

    I like the quote
    Jay: your a regular Judas benidict Arnold I like to quote that alot LOL
    Jay: Yeah or do I have to say it agian in Braille??
    Jay: It must be LOOve
    Jay that’s no man that’s Matthew
    (where jay does all the truck noises)

    Well that’s prob. enough for now
    JAYS MY FAV. CHARACTER!!!


  • Adam on July 4th, 2011 - 6:08pm

     

    Jay: “Oh, no you don’t!”
    Buck: “That’s an ice cream scoop.”
    Jay: “Yeah, it is, and I know how to use it!”


  • Gloria on July 4th, 2011 - 10:55pm

     

    “I’d rather have gone skeet shooting”-PENNY


  • tmac rules on July 5th, 2011 - 6:14am

     

    Geez guys, this is about the GRC, not all AIO albums.


  • tmac rules on July 5th, 2011 - 6:16am

     

    Anything Jay said… He should win the best Male Actor award :)


  • tmac rules on July 5th, 2011 - 6:17am

     

    Connie: I SAW JASON IN THE TRAIN!! HE TOLD ME TO TELL YOU TLC.
    Monty: Tender Loving Care…? oh how sweet.


  • tmac rules on July 5th, 2011 - 6:18am

     

    Matthew: I need the password.
    Jay: Try your birthday!
    M: But… it’s not my phone…
    J: Then try Nelson’s!
    M: oh boy.


  • tmac rules on July 5th, 2011 - 6:20am

     

    Eugene: Watch the counter Jay.
    Jay: Watch the counter…grr… Oh watch the COUNTER!! FREE ICE CREAM! *(clink)*
    CJOY: THAT WAS ALEX JEFFERSON TALKING TO WHIT!!! ARGH!!!!


  • tmac rules on July 5th, 2011 - 6:21am

     

    Wally: YOU HEARD THE MAN!!
    Jay: That was No man. That was Matthew.


  • tmac rules on July 5th, 2011 - 6:23am

     

    Jay: DON’T MOVE!! I have a WEAPON!
    Buck: That’s an… Ice cream scoop.
    J: Yeah, and I KNOW how to use it.


  • narniafreak on July 5th, 2011 - 9:55am

     

    I…..CAN’T……HOLD……IT…..IN……..
    I JUST HAVE TO SAY IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooo many of you have lines mixed up and just things like that. I am soooooo sorry for contradicting you all. I just drives me crazy. I’m not saying that you drive me crazy. just that some of the things that you post are incorrect. My new post name is Narnia’n’Starwars!!!!


  • narniafreak on July 5th, 2011 - 9:58am

     

    I take that back. It is too long.
    I need something that displays my love for Narnia and Star Wars. I kow that I’m a girl but Star Wars is loves by almost everyone!!!! It my be graffic in places but it is cooooooooooooooool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


  • Lauren L. on July 5th, 2011 - 10:04am

     

    Agent Tanner:I should have you both thrown in JAIl!
    Detective Polhouse:Look Agent Tanner.
    Agent Tanner:Look nothing Detective Polhouse! Abstruction of Justice, Reckless Endangerment,and I’m sure I can think of a few more charges if I gave it a minute!
    Detective Polhouse:We don’t have a minute!
    Agent Tanner:And you!Mr.Whittaker! What were you thinking!
    Whit:I was thinking the same thing as Monty. We need to catch the men behind this counterfeiting operation.
    Agent Tanner:So why didn’t you-


  • Alayna on July 5th, 2011 - 10:05am

     

    Regollin, thank you for agreeing with me.


  • martin on July 5th, 2011 - 10:19am

     

    Jay: “I don’t trust him.”
    Mathew: “Why?”
    Jay: “Because, he is not to be trusted!”
    Mathew: “Jay, putting the words in a different order doesn’t make it any clearer!”

    Mr.Haggler: You heard the man!!!
    Jay: thats no man, thats Mathew….

    or something along those lines.


  • Lauren L. on July 5th, 2011 - 10:39am

     

    bring me in on your plan?
    Whit and Polhouse:Uh, Um, Well.
    Agent Tanner:I see. You don’t trust me.
    POlhouse:I make it a rule not to trust anyone. That way I can’t get accused of descriminating.
    Whit:SOmeone called Derk Beggs about Monty. And Derk nearly killed him for it.
    Agent TAnner:And you think I made that call!
    Whit:Did you?
    AGent Tanner:I won’t be interogATED BY YOU!Look I believe that the closer we get to solving this mystery the closer we get finding your grandson.


  • Lauren L. on July 5th, 2011 - 10:48am

     

    HAnnah. WHat on earth is the name of THat episode. And who plays Mitch anyway. The only episode i’ve ever heard on him is the one where he was the computer thingy and broken window. Are there more?


  • Lauren L. on July 5th, 2011 - 11:00am

     

    not a quote=HEY ODYSSEY!PLEASE PLAY THE EPISODES ON MITCH AGAIN!I THINK I MIGHT HAVE BEEN AWAY WHEN YOU PLAYED THEM AND I”D ENJOY HEARING THEM! Thank you.
    (sorry didn’t realize Caps lock was on)


  • Lauren L. on July 5th, 2011 - 11:01am

     

    Oh!HAnnah. I’m sure the guy who plays Mitch is flattered!


  • Nick on July 5th, 2011 - 12:52pm

     

    Matthew: Is it just my imagination, or are things getting weird around here?

    Jay (from behind trash can):Things are getting weird!


  • Faith on July 5th, 2011 - 1:17pm

     

    Jason and Jay are my favorite characters!

    Wooton- “Running on top of a train gives me inspiration.”

    Jason-”Ok, then that’s what i’ll do.”


  • love+aio=me on July 5th, 2011 - 1:41pm

     

    Loudly exclaimed euphemisms escape me!!!
    - Eugene Meltsner
    I keep imagining him sleeping under leaves, scared and lonely, like a wanted fugitive.
    - Emily Jones


  • love+aio=me on July 5th, 2011 - 1:56pm

     

    Hospital Nurse:
    Excuse me what are you doing in here!?!?!

    Monty Wittaker:
    I’m Agent Monty Wittaker an-

    Nurse:
    I don’t care if your the king of Siam,you don’t belong in here, leave immediately, or I’ll call the guards!!!

    Monty:
    The guards are on my side, look he’s coherent he can talk…

    Nurse:
    Out! or I’ll call Dr. Gram, I’m sure she’ll have some thoughts about YOU being out of bed! Dont make me get the restraint straps!


  • love+aio=me on July 5th, 2011 - 1:58pm

     

    You look like death suckin’ on a bad lemon!
    -Wolly Hagler


  • r2-d2 on July 5th, 2011 - 4:51pm

     

    lots of people have dogs! says camila in “FOR THE BIRDS


  • JJ on July 5th, 2011 - 5:42pm

     

    My favorite was when Whit discovered Jason was the Stiletto and Jason said something like, “So becoming an international crime boss wasn’t what you had in mind for me?”


  • chickenfreak on July 5th, 2011 - 9:56pm

     

    “that was no man that was Mathew” jay Smousey the man that is awsome


  • Alayna on July 6th, 2011 - 7:48am

     

    If you think Wooton is the funniest ADULT character, please comment further.


  • Matthew on July 6th, 2011 - 9:50am

     

    Jay: Not mine weirdo.


  • conrad on July 6th, 2011 - 3:23pm

     

    conny bring on the shers ugein
    i must of don someing they didn’t like ugein


  • AbBy on July 6th, 2011 - 3:55pm

     

    Bernard to whit in Suspicious Minds
    I haven’t had this much fun since I had my corns removed.
    Eugene and Connie going back and forth from the same episode0, Eugene: had did you get the money out of the register without get shocked.Connie: shocked Why would I get shocked, did you set some kind of trap Eugene.
    Eugene: well only a small one you won’t have been hurt much.


  • Mona on July 6th, 2011 - 11:34pm

     

    I love pretty much anything that Jay or Wooton said (my two favorite characters).

    But I think that my favorite exchange in the green ring conspiracy was
    Matthew: Ok – call me when you snap out of this mood.
    Emily: No!! You call ME when I snap out of this mood!!

    Can’t wait to hear album 54! :)


  • iloveodyssey on July 7th, 2011 - 7:02am

     

    I love all these quotes from the GRC! :)
    1. Jay- “I wasn’t carrying a backpack!” Emily- “But, there’s one here in the bushes.” Jay- “Not mine wierdo! Gotta go!!”
    2. Jay- “I vote for working together! Since I’m not really sure what ‘adversarial’ means.”
    3. Connie- “Okay. 10-4. Signing off! Over and out”
    More later!! :)


  • Caitie on July 7th, 2011 - 7:18am

     

    This is not from GRC but the episode called The Day Independence Came! here’s the quote “Hey lobsterbacks how ’bout some company”
    It’s my favorite quote.


  • elizabeth on July 7th, 2011 - 7:48am

     

    wooten is so funny I think him and conney and eugene are my favorite


  • DUST RIDER on July 7th, 2011 - 8:37am

     

    Jason and Whit “she dosn’t but I do.” “and who are you” “they call me the stileto”


  • aSHLEY on July 7th, 2011 - 9:49am

     

    “You know, I’ve always found that running along the top of a train gives me inspiration.”
    -Wooton Bassett!(:


  • AIO 1 on July 7th, 2011 - 10:11am

     

    Jay is my new favorite character! I LOVE how he usually make me laugh. Most of my favorite quotes came from him. One of them is “That’s no man. That’s Matthew.” Another one of my favorite quotes is-change that-it’s from matthew and jay. M: I need the password! J: Try your birthday!


  • Rachel on July 7th, 2011 - 10:23am

     

    Whit: Take off that disguise! On the commercial it sound really funny, and we would repeat it and make our voice sound different.


  • alayna on July 7th, 2011 - 11:05am

     

    Dear Elizabeth
    It’s spelled, Connie.


  • Bacon on July 7th, 2011 - 11:59am

     

    Eugene: would you mind licking this spoon to see if it tastes funny


  • regollin on July 7th, 2011 - 12:29pm

     

    Or maybe narnia wars or star narnia. Ok maybey not lol :) hmmmm I dunno. :P do you make star wars stories? I like to make drawings. I design star wars characters and make battle feilds out of lego. I made a battle field as big as me! And no I am not one foot tall. :P
    I like to design characters and make stories about them like, How they became a jedi and stuff like that. :P :) :( :D :o ;) :| :lol:


  • Banjo Boy on July 7th, 2011 - 1:06pm

     

    “Connie Kendall kicked a copper kettle.” Penny Wise


  • Banjo Boy on July 7th, 2011 - 1:10pm

     

    “I better not find a rubber snake or a collection of badly played banjo music.” Eugene Meltsner


  • Louisa t. on July 7th, 2011 - 1:44pm

     

    Jay: I can see the train! Hurry with that switch!
    Wally Haggler: This thing is rusted…I can’t get it to move.. Help me, Jay!
    Jay: Ok, ok. I thought I did my hero bit yesterday.

    Jay: (making truck noises) vrrrrrr parallel park…with a truck.
    Buck: If you wanna make friends, don’t ever make those noises again.

    Train Driver: Hey Barnie! Get Archie Haggler on the line!
    Barnie: Sure thing!
    Jason: I’ll take that phone, thank you.


  • iloveodyssey on July 7th, 2011 - 2:50pm

     

    Here are more that I promised!
    4. Jason- “Well, that’s disappointing. I worked hard to get my disguise right. How’d you know it was me?” Whit- “You’re my son. But I never expected that the infamous Stiletto was really…. Jason Whittaker.”
    5. Matthew- “What’s wrong with my hair?” Jay- “Uh, it’s a mess! You’ve got it sticking out on that side, and it’s uneven at the collar… I mean, not that I notice those kinds of things.” Matthew- “Thanks for stopping by.”


  • regollin on July 7th, 2011 - 3:03pm

     

    Connie: Whould I go snooping around in soething that isn’t mine?
    Eugene: In a heart beat


  • regollin on July 7th, 2011 - 3:03pm

     

    lol I dunno why but I love that one


  • Sue on July 7th, 2011 - 6:29pm

     

    “There must have been a lot of cash in that drawer” -Penny Wise


  • a.i.o. fan on July 7th, 2011 - 8:28pm

     

    “You look like Death sucking on a bad lemon!”~Wally Haggler
    …”So, Nelson, you only like nature when it’s not natural?” ~Mathew Parker
    “Buck, would you mind licking this spoon to see if it tastes funny?”~Eugene Melstner

    Whit:”…It looks like someone was having a picnic.”
    Detective Polhaus:”Yeah, they’re celebrating my stupidity!!”

    “Marvin, just the person I wanted to yell at!”~Detective Polhaus


  • alayna on July 8th, 2011 - 7:15am

     

    Regollin, my big brother is like a lego geek! he makes different guns with smaller parts. i can’t figure out how he gets all his ideas!! also he has a mini lego base. every now and again, he and my little brother have lego wars.


  • will on July 8th, 2011 - 7:39am

     

    That was no man that was Matthew—Jay ( JAY IS THE FUNNIEST KID IN AIO EVER


  • tmac rules on July 8th, 2011 - 9:18am

     

    i luv being ironic


  • Abigail on July 8th, 2011 - 9:22am

     

    Buck: “I’m sorry, Miss Katrina, but I have to do this”
    :roll:


  • Abigail on July 8th, 2011 - 9:29am

     

    Whit: “Who knew that the infamous Stilleto is none other than our own Jason Whitacker” :roll:


  • bookworm on July 8th, 2011 - 10:54am

     

    Detective Polehaus (sp?)”I could drive a truck through the holes in her story!” (Talking about Lauren Tanner)That has to be my absolute favorite!! I love Polehaus! He has to come back!! Same with Penny and Buck and Mr. Skint. I also really want the whole Jason/Mr. Grote thing to come to a conclusion so we are not left hanging. Monty needs to come back too. I think that Eugene and Katrina are going to adopt Buck or at least become his foster parents. I really like the GRC!!!


  • becca on July 8th, 2011 - 1:04pm

     

    Matthew: you know it’s unhealthy to chew gum that’s been thrown away

    Jay: i gave that up years ago

    (not word for word)


  • chick9598 on July 8th, 2011 - 2:26pm

     

    Eugene – Loudly Exclaimed Ephemisms Ecscape Me!!!!!!!!!!

    Jay – I would love to stay here and chat but that would keep me from leaving


  • becca on July 8th, 2011 - 4:03pm

     

    Emily: oh, you’re putting on latex gloves. that’s so cool! is it to protect any fingerprints?

    Detective Polehaus: no, it’s to make sure i don’t give the money any icky germs.

    Emily: really?

    Detective Polehaus: no, it’s to protect any fingerprints


  • Michael on July 8th, 2011 - 4:52pm

     

    One of my fave lines: “Out with Mr. Bad Air, in with Mr. Good Air.” (Mr. Iowa) When giving Rodney Rathbone CPR in the Hawaiian Vacation episode. I think the Barkley’s were one of my favorite families. :)


  • iloveodyssey on July 8th, 2011 - 6:07pm

     

    And here are even more!
    6. Jay- Hey. Remembering how to divide fractions is a challenge. Skateboarding down a wooden banister is a challenge. reciting Hamlet with a bowling ball on your head is a challenge. This is no challenge. Matthew- Why did you have to recite Shakesp-. Jay- Forget about it!

    7. Monty- Suddenly everyone gets tough with the patient. Some bedside manner.

    8. Jay- That was no man. That was Matthew.

    9. Wooton- Of course Connie. I never kid about licorice.


  • emily on July 8th, 2011 - 6:32pm

     

    Wally Haggler: Well, you heard the man, get a move on!
    Jay: That was no man, that was Matthew.


  • jacob on July 8th, 2011 - 8:27pm

     

    That’s no man. That’s Matthew! -Jay

    Watch the counter. Watch the counter? Watch the counter! Free ice cream for the counter-watcher! -Jay


  • hannah on July 8th, 2011 - 8:56pm

     

    I LOVE the “Electric Palace Do-Da Song”!!!


  • abby on July 8th, 2011 - 9:28pm

     

    In “For the Birds” I love it when Wooten says,”Oh you know in Latin Dexter means right handed…” Later when he leaves, Olivia says,” Dad? What does being right-handed have to be with being a moose?” Dad,”I have no idea!”


  • Lauren L. on July 9th, 2011 - 7:58am

     

    EMily Jones: MMMMHHHH.
    Matthew Parker:cut it out emily.

    (I do emily’s line to my siblings all the time when i don’t believe them)


  • Lauren L. on July 9th, 2011 - 8:03am

     

    Hmmm. I wonder if the audio actors are on here right now and have a secret name like the rest of us!


  • Lauren L. on July 9th, 2011 - 8:05am

     

    ISN”T THERE ANYONE ELSE ON HERE!!!???!!! Oh never mind.


  • Lauren L. on July 9th, 2011 - 8:08am

     

    Ugh MY COMPUTER WON”T LET ME LISTEN TO THE PREVIEW OF ALBUM 54!!! I am going to die if i don’t listen to it soon!


  • LPS! on July 9th, 2011 - 9:27am

     

    AIO ROX!


  • Anonymous on July 9th, 2011 - 5:37pm

     

    ..Because he is NOT to be trusted. Jay talking about Buck


  • vais4 on July 10th, 2011 - 8:20am

     

    Wooton-”well i wear the red bunnie slippers when im happy and the blue bunnys slippers when im depressed”
    Connie-”but there purple”
    wooton-”yea i know, I accidently washed them together :(”

    wooton is my FAVORITE by far!!!! I’m so glad they didn’t get rid of him!! :D


  • HUME IS FUN on July 10th, 2011 - 8:54am

     

    “And get that kids spit”-detective Don Pollhouse
    “Ofcorse it does Connie I never joke about licorice” Wooton
    ” That was no man that was Mathew”- Jay
    “is it just me or are things geting weird around here?”Mathew parker
    “Things are getting weird around here” Jay

    I LOVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVE ODYSSEY – ME


  • HUME IS FUN on July 10th, 2011 - 8:59am

     

    “travling in a box always makes me groggy to” Penny wise


  • stephen on July 10th, 2011 - 11:45am

     

    ”Thanks for the stroodles!” by Penny Wise


  • me!! on July 10th, 2011 - 3:15pm

     

    “i love Adventures in Odyssey”

    -every one in Odyssey


  • iloveodyssey on July 10th, 2011 - 3:44pm

     

    10. Jay- You mean like manual labor?!?

    11. Jay- Hey, my parents watch you on the eleven o’clock news…. you put them to sleep every night. News Reporter- Thanks for the encouragement.

    Well, that’s all!! Hope Jay wins in the Avery Awards! And Wooton too!!


  • sdssd on July 10th, 2011 - 6:29pm

     

    this quote isn’t from the grc its from the podcast with the two “crime fighters” me and my friends say it all the time this is it “to the book stor parkour” by jessie. oh and jessie me and my friends can do parkour way better then that we practice alot imean were eh pretty pretty good


  • dennis on July 11th, 2011 - 8:59am

     

    “That was no man that was Matthew”

    Jay


  • Annie on July 11th, 2011 - 11:23am

     

    “I have an ice cream scoop and i know how to use it!”

    jay


  • nathalie on July 11th, 2011 - 11:32am

     

    Eugene:”Loudly exclaimed eufamisms escape me! Fishizle! that is a lot of money!”

    Whit: “Um, watch the counter a minute, Jay.”
    Jay: “Watch the counter, watch the counter. OOOh, free ice cream for the counter watcher!”
    Jay is soo funny!


  • nathalie on July 11th, 2011 - 11:45am

     

    Detective Pollhause: “And get me that kids spit!”
    Wally Haggler: “Well, you heard the man Jay, pull the switch!”
    Jay: “That was no man ,that was Matthew,”
    Wally Haggler: “Will you just help me pull that switch!”
    That may not be totally acurate, but something along those lines. ;)


  • AIO Fan on July 11th, 2011 - 1:24pm

     

    Here’s my two favorite quotes from GRC:
    1: “Who was that masked man?” -Penny Wise
    2: “That was no man, that was Matthew!” -Jay Smouse


  • Grace on July 11th, 2011 - 1:41pm

     

    Penny Wise says “I don’t know how this happened”
    Wooton replies “You mean how you were recruited by a man you admired to unwittingly worked with a gigantic conterfeit conspiracy”
    Penny says “no how I lost my taste for a raspberry soda, I think i’m going to be sick!”


  • Elisabeth on July 11th, 2011 - 1:56pm

     

    Jay: I saw Emily with the new kid, Buck.
    Matthew: What about it?
    Jay: I don’t trust him.
    Matthew: Why not?
    Jay: Cause he’s not…to be…trusted!


  • Lauren L. on July 11th, 2011 - 3:48pm

     

    Wow lots of people like “You heard the man Jay.
    That was no man that was matthew.” line


  • love jay on July 11th, 2011 - 5:19pm

     

    Jay.” That was no man that was Matthew”


  • mandy on July 11th, 2011 - 7:01pm

     

    “Your a regular Judas Benedict Arnold!”

    Jay

    Jay is sooooo funny! Luv this new charachter!


  • Elisabeth on July 12th, 2011 - 7:25am

     

    I also liked this.
    Penny: I just love those bright orange overalls! I would love a pair of those overalls!
    Wooton: oh yeah and I’ve always liked those black and white stripey prison pajamas, you know like in the old movies.


  • Michelle :d on July 12th, 2011 - 11:11am

     

    @ Mandy: Me too! He and Barrett are the only new characters I like!


  • hl on July 12th, 2011 - 11:14am

     

    Tali, I have this problem too, but I think it’s something with the playlist. Try closing the window and clicking on the episode from the “on the radio” page.

    Too many to choose from, But I like the comment by Nelson (sorry this isn’t word for word, but it was in the first episode and I don’t have the recording…yet)
    Nelson: I don’t like walking through the woods, all those little animals with beady eyes staring at you.
    Matthew: So you like nature as long as it isn’t natural?
    God Bless!
    HL


  • Anna on July 12th, 2011 - 1:57pm

     

    “Because…he is not to be…trusted…”-Jay


  • Anna on July 12th, 2011 - 1:59pm

     

    “I think I heard a kazoo in the string section.”-Eugene


  • iloveodyssey on July 12th, 2011 - 3:24pm

     

    Oh! Here are some more I heard!
    12. Detective Polehaus- “Do you smell that?” Whit- “Smells like popcorn!” Detective Polehaus- “It’s the smell of victory. Which also smells a lot like popcorn.”

    13. Connie- “You go ahead. I’ll just wait here…..while my internal hemerging stops.”

    Okay….. that’s REALLY all. (Unless I think of some other ones.) (Which is very likely!) :) :mrgreen:


  • trevor on July 12th, 2011 - 6:13pm

     

    “Oh, hello joe.” says uncle Archie,”Jay!” said Jay.


  • trevor on July 12th, 2011 - 6:16pm

     

    Jason-”Nothing personel but I’m here to stop this train”.


  • trevor on July 12th, 2011 - 6:20pm

     

    Katrina-” Alright everyone stop it, STOP IT RIGHT NOW! Ah, that’s much better.


  • Gabrielle on July 12th, 2011 - 6:51pm

     

    That was no man, that was Matthew ~ Jay

    I don’t trust him.
    Why not?
    Because he’s not to be trusted!
    Jay, putted the words in a different order doesn’t make it clearer ~ Jay and Matthew

    I’d love to stay and chat, but that would keep me from, leaving. ~ Jay

    Ohhhh, you’re putting on latex gloves, is that to protect from any fingerprints?
    No, it’s to make sure I don’t give the money any icky germs.
    Oh. ~ Emily and Detective Polehaus

    I really like Jay :D


  • mikee on July 12th, 2011 - 8:35pm

     

    yo whats up


  • myah on July 12th, 2011 - 8:36pm

     

    HI EVERBODY WOW HI MIKEE


  • Kate on July 12th, 2011 - 8:42pm

     

    Connie- “Detective WHO?”


  • SAlly on July 12th, 2011 - 10:55pm

     

    Emily: Oh ya? Well what time were you there?
    Jay: Like 5 minutes before whatever time you were there.
    Jay cracks me up…
    Wally: Hey Archie some advice, if you stop being a Haggler and start being a decent citizen, they just might give you an early parole.
    I love that One!!
    Emily: OO latex gloves! Do you put those on to protect any fingerprint?
    Polehaus: No i where these to protect the money from any icky jerms.
    Emily: Really?
    Polehaus: No its to protect the fingerprints.


  • SAlly on July 12th, 2011 - 11:03pm

     

    Connie: WILL SOMEBODY PLEASE STOP AND TELL ME WHATS GOING ON??????
    ;)
    Penny: Remind me of this one again
    Connie: Its a rabbit!
    Penny:And are those suppose to be carrots sticking out of his mouth?
    Connie: Those are fangs. Connie cracks me up!!


  • K on July 13th, 2011 - 12:31pm

     

    Anything that Jay says lol.
    “Free ice cream for the counter watcher!”
    “I’d love to stay and chat but that would keep me from leaving.”
    “That was no man. That was Matthew.”
    “Like 5 minutes before whatever time you got there!”
    Among every other hilarious thing he says! We literally say it all the time!!!!


  • emily m. on July 13th, 2011 - 2:34pm

     

    Nurse: Don’t make me get the restraining belts!!
    Monty: Ok, Ok.


  • kate on July 13th, 2011 - 8:27pm

     

    Jay, That was no man! That was Matthew

    Keep up the great work guys!


  • roxy on July 13th, 2011 - 10:20pm

     

    Jay:”That was no man,it was matthew”


  • Michelle:D on July 14th, 2011 - 10:56am

     

    Sally, that was Nelson who said that, not Emily…
    Nelson: Oh yeah? What time were you there?!
    Jay: Like five minutes before whatever time you were there!!!! :)


  • Anslie on July 14th, 2011 - 11:23am

     

    Jay: Pst, Mathew,
    Mathew: Jay, what are you doing back there? You know it’s unhealthy to chew gum that’s been spit out by other people, right?
    Jay: Pshaw, I gave that up years ago. Hey, I saw Emily with the new kid. I don’t trust him.
    Mathew: Why?
    Jay: Beacause, he is not to be trusted.
    Mathew: Jay, putting the word’s in a diffrent order doesn’t make the any clearer.


  • Bambi on July 14th, 2011 - 12:54pm

     

    Its easy to be such a gentleman with such a pretty lady!

    Buck


  • Elaina on July 14th, 2011 - 1:15pm

     

    Whit says take off that disguise its good to see you again that’s my favorite quote


  • destanie on July 14th, 2011 - 2:05pm

     

    that was no man that was Mathew. jay episode 12


  • destanie on July 14th, 2011 - 2:07pm

     

    I told you that everyone was wrong about him. Katrina siad this to eugene


  • Noah on July 14th, 2011 - 4:00pm

     

    Wooton: Theres money in these boxes.
    Connie: Money?
    Wooton: Yes money. Do you think all of these people would go to all this trouble for a few boxes of Cabbage Patch Dolls!
    Penny: I love Cabbage Patch Dolls.

    Jay: That was no man, that was Matthew

    : )


  • Anonymous on July 14th, 2011 - 7:11pm

     

    “Smitten ?(giggle)Isint that some kind of, uh, fuzzy glovewear?” wooton


  • mikee on July 14th, 2011 - 8:43pm

     

    yo


  • hOLLY on July 14th, 2011 - 9:57pm

     

    mathew: you need to pull the switch :jay: how dose he know that what kind of a person would know that :emily: i know but right know iam really happy that he dose :uncle wall: you heard the man jay pull :jay: that was no man that was mathew. :whit:know connie this is gonna be sudden but please try to keep quiet :connie: ok here penny ill be right back :penny: she must have left the cash register open again :connie: what!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:penny: there must have been alot of money in it.


  • Rebekah. on July 14th, 2011 - 10:17pm

     

    bart rathbone: “Thats absalutley free, with a $10 purcase”


  • Abby on July 15th, 2011 - 7:04am

     

    Archie: It was nice to see you Wally and you Jim

    Jay: IT’S JAY

    :) 8) :mrgreen: :lol:


  • Cjoy on July 15th, 2011 - 12:22pm

     

    sorry u guys i put the wrong names in :oops:


  • sparky on July 15th, 2011 - 7:37pm

     

    Emily: Um, ok, does a duck’s quack echo? Fact or urban legend.
    Matthew: Fact
    Emily: Nope, it’s just an urban legend.
    Matthew: No, it’s a fact- give me a duck and the Grand Canyon and I’ll prove a duck’s quack echos.


  • chris on July 15th, 2011 - 7:40pm

     

    Wooton: This is a job for Captain Absolutely!

    Connie: No, it isn’t.

    Wooton: All right.


  • sparky on July 15th, 2011 - 7:55pm

     

    my favorite lins on all of AIO:

    episode: NOW MORE THAN EVER

    Mrs Strausberg(talking to her husband) Can you give Liz the peas?
    Mr. Strausberg: But, they’re right in front of her
    Mrs. Strausberg: Yes, but it would be nice if you put them on her plate.
    Mr Strausberg: Do you want me to spoonfeed her??
    Liz: Um, I actually dont like peas that much anyway.


  • sparky on July 15th, 2011 - 8:00pm

     

    more fav. lines

    episode: SWITCH

    (doorbell rings.)
    (Marvin opens the door)
    Whit: Girl Scout Cookies!…..
    (Marvin slams door)
    Tamika: Marvin! You just shut the door on Mr. Whitakker!
    Marvin: That wasn’t Mr. Whitikker, it was a big girl scout with a moustache!

    Mrs.Washington Ooh, what’s for breakfast!?
    Tamika: Just have some accondements


  • sparky on July 15th, 2011 - 8:04pm

     

    more lines

    an episodes in the album Battle Lines

    Nick: Hey that was the Arem sound!
    Nick: But it’s from Sparky the Happy Giraffe!!!?
    Nick: I wouldn’t open that, Connie
    Connie: Why not? He’s a giraffe and happy and his name is Sparky!


  • Janessa on July 15th, 2011 - 8:15pm

     

    Matthew: …Give me a duck and a trip to the Grand Canyon and I’ll prove that a duck’s quack echoes.
    Emily: No! You call me when I snap out of this mood!!
    Jay: I’d love to stay and chat, but, uh, that would keep me from leaving.
    Eugene: I don’t. That’s why the plane crashed.
    Eugene: Well I don’t believe my failure as a pilot is a cause for dismissal!
    Eugene: Well I enjoy old fashioned carnivals. Apart from the freak show displays. They remind me too much of my first year in middle school.


  • Janessa on July 15th, 2011 - 8:37pm

     

    Eugene: Loudly exclaimed euphemisms escape me!
    Jay: …My parents watch you on the 11 o’ clock news. It puts them to sleep every night.
    Ted: Oh, come on, that’s not nice! Is that nice? Jay: No it’s not, not at all. Ted: See, even the kid doesn’t think that’s nice.
    Matthew: So you like nature as long as it isn’t natural?
    Wally: …You look like death sucking on a bad lemon.
    Emily: What are we waiting for? Eugene: For what are we waiting? Emily: I asked you first!


  • Janessa on July 15th, 2011 - 9:06pm

     

    Jay: Like 5 minutes before whatever time you were there!
    Nelson: It’s up to you. No one will find my fingerprints on it either way.
    Jay: Haha! That’s a yes!


  • whit lover on July 15th, 2011 - 9:35pm

     

    jay : awww watch the conter oooh watch the conter free ice cream for the conter watcher
    penny : who was that masked man
    monty : sorry about the window ,jason whit
    connie:why does everything happen when im gone
    polehose:once i kindnapped a cow after hitting my head
    whit:arent you worried of being lost in this labrenth of lies


  • whit lover on July 15th, 2011 - 9:37pm

     

    archie; nice to see you wally and you to jim
    jay:its jay


  • sonai on July 16th, 2011 - 1:14pm

     

    GRC is the funniest album EVER!!

    :)

    I love Green Ring :) :)


  • Janessa on July 16th, 2011 - 5:34pm

     

    Eugene: My wife Katrina will conduct the interview. Connie: She will? Eugene: She’s a very good judge of character. Connie: Apart from who to marry.
    Jay: Hey. Remembering how to divide fractions is a challenge. Skateboarding down a wooden banister is a challenge. Reciting Hamlet with a bowling ball on your head is a challenge. This is no challenge.
    Jay: You mean like manual labor?
    Matthew: Power over who? Curious people like you who don’t like not knowing what’s going on?


  • Janessa on July 16th, 2011 - 6:00pm

     

    Buck: Is that why the cops were around? Jay: Yeah, you know, they take sickness seriously around here.
    Penny: Not that his beard had a Southern accent. His lips, in the middle of the beard moved, and that’s what came out.
    Wooton: Yeah sure, you know, a conundrum is a question or problem that doesn’t really have an answer, for instance, why is the periodic table constant? Or why isn’t there another word for synonym? Or why would someone ever put an s in the middle of the word lisp?


  • kirsten on July 16th, 2011 - 6:14pm

     

    that was no man that was matthew – jay
    i once kidnapped a cow after hitting my head in a car accident buts thats another story for a different time – polehaus
    i enjoy old fashioned carnivals apart of the freak show display they remind me too much of my first year in middle school – eugene mestlner


  • Janessa on July 16th, 2011 - 6:25pm

     

    Monty: Remote, Detective Polehaus? We’re in a different county.
    Detective Polehaus: Okay kids, remember where we parked. And don’t eat too much cotton candy.
    Detective Polehaus: I don’t have a name, but he has long hair, a beard, and a Southern accent. Archie: Look around the carnival! You described most of the men who work for me. And a few of the women.


  • Janessa on July 16th, 2011 - 6:47pm

     

    Jay: I don’t trust him. Matthew: Why not? Jay: Because he is not to be trusted. Matthew: Jay, putting the words in a different order doesn’t make him any clearer.
    Wooton: Smitten… Isn’t that some kind of fuzzy glovewear?
    Wally: Is this with or without a warrant? Detective Polehaus: Without. I’d be happy to get one, but it would just make me grumpy. Wally: As opposed to your normal happy self.
    Jay: Yeah you heard me! Or do I have to say it again in Braille?


  • Janessa on July 16th, 2011 - 7:21pm

     

    Jay: I vote for working together! Since I’m not really sure what adversarial means.


  • kirsten on July 17th, 2011 - 2:24pm

     

    i would stay and chat but that would keep me from leaving – jay smouse


  • Christina on July 17th, 2011 - 2:37pm

     

    You just have to be bound and gaged


  • JeaNna on July 17th, 2011 - 2:40pm

     

    Jay: Don’t move or I’ll fire!
    Buck:That’s an ice cream scoop.
    Jay: And I know how to use it!


  • JeaNna on July 17th, 2011 - 2:44pm

     

    “Would you mind licking this spoon and telling me if it taste funny?!?”
    -Eugene Meltsner
    also my fave non GRC quote
    (Connie and Eugene were arguing about Katrina)
    “Oh don’t let the facts get in the way of your opinion!”
    -Eugene Meltsner


  • smile awhile on July 17th, 2011 - 3:44pm

     

    arguing engineers: “STOP THE TRAIN!” “But I don’t have the orders!” “FORGET THE ORDERS JUST STOP THE TRAIN!”

    Be cheerful! :-)


  • Oddysseygirl on July 17th, 2011 - 3:59pm

     

    OK this is LOOSELEY based on the conversation that happened when Connie met Penny. If anyone has the correct version, PLEASE post it!!!

    Connie Hi, I’m Connie. What’s your name?
    Penny Penny Wise
    Connie As in Penny wise and pound foolish?
    Penny Yeah. Connie as in Connie Kendall dropped a copper kettle clumsily?
    Connie Does my name really have a moral
    Penny I think all names should have a moral.
    Connie I’m not so sure
    Penny: You would be if you had a name like Penny Wise
    The End!


  • Annie on July 17th, 2011 - 5:54pm

     

    I DO NOT KNOW AT ALL!!!


  • Claire on July 18th, 2011 - 7:57am

     

    Uncle Wally- You heard the man Jay, PULL!!
    Jay- That’s no man, that’s matthew!!


  • brandon on July 18th, 2011 - 9:32am

     

    Jay- Don’t move or i’ll fire!!
    Buck- Uh, jay that’s an ice cream scoop.
    Jay- Yea it is, and I know how to use it.


  • Livi on July 18th, 2011 - 11:38am

     

    Penny- “(gasp) I can’t believe it!”
    Connie-”What?”
    Penny- “I lost my appetite for grape soda!”

    And @oddysseygirl I know Connie’s ryhm. It goes like this:
    Connie kicked a copper kettle carelessly.


  • doglover on July 18th, 2011 - 12:34pm

     

    Eugene: LOUDLY EXCLAIMED EUPHAMISMS ESCAPE ME!!!

    Matthew: Okay, now you’re scaring me. — (to Nelson)

    (&) doglover


  • Adeline on July 18th, 2011 - 12:58pm

     

    Polehause: “I could drive a truck through the holes in her story!” (BTW, he was talking to Monty about Agent Tanner)
    And also the reporter sait “I’ve met junkyard dogs with better personalities” about Polehause. LOL Then on the last episode, the train was going to crash and Wally Hagler had just switched the tracks and so him and Jay just stand there and then Jay goes “Uh…maybe we should get out of the way” Eh, about out of characters. Talk to you all later!


  • Moriah on July 19th, 2011 - 10:19am

     

    Eugene: “Would you PLEASE try some lemonade?!?!”

    I LOVE the Green Ring Conspiricy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!It’s my FAVORITE album!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


  • crazy on July 19th, 2011 - 5:31pm

     

    oh no, i have tons. <3tgrc =]
    so here's a couple…
    Jay: that was no man, that was Matthew. (that seems to be a popular one)

    Wooton: i never kid about licorice.

    and the whole scene between Matthew and Nelson, when they were walking through the woods, Nelson being terrified the whole way, when they found the AppleBerry. i laughed sooo hard! and there were several others too… man, the entire album made me laugh a lot! haha =D


  • brandon on July 19th, 2011 - 8:14pm

     

    Wooton Basset: “I’ve always found running on top of a train gives me insperation”.


  • ilovemaxwell on July 20th, 2011 - 6:25am

     

    “(in a persuading, wavering tone) I have licorice!”
    -Wooton
    “That was no man. That was Matthew.”
    -Jay

    And now a tribute to my FAVORITE AIO character of all time (not from GRC):

    “See Ya!!!”
    -Richard Maxwell <3
    (You know, he should have been in "The Green Ring Conspiracy". He is Preflamma!) (That means awesome.)


  • Lily on July 20th, 2011 - 8:32am

     

    “Rasberry sodas, Don’t forget the rasberry sodas,OO Wooton needs to make a list!” Wooton Basset


  • Kendall on July 20th, 2011 - 10:16am

     

    I always find that running on the top of a moving train gives me inspiration. ( or something like that.) i laughed so hard!!


  • Abby on July 20th, 2011 - 2:50pm

     

    Polehouse: MARTIN!!!!!!
    :)


  • Abby on July 20th, 2011 - 2:53pm

     

    And also this isn’t from the green ring conspiracy but from the black veil it’s when walter is talking to Jason and Jason yells: WOULD YOU QUIT NAGGING ME!!!

    It scared me so bad when Jason raised his voice.


  • Bernard fan! on July 21st, 2011 - 11:34am

     

    Jay: He’s gonna be REALLY ticked when finds out you told!
    Emily:jay, YOU told us, we didn’t know.
    Jay> I… Well, Gotta go!


  • will on July 22nd, 2011 - 7:18am

     

    The only one sitting around here is him, when they drop him the electric chair for being a counterfeiter!- JAY


  • Brianna on July 22nd, 2011 - 7:33am

     

    Penny: Who was that masked man?
    Konnie: It can’t be!

    This is when they were in the train and Jason just left.


  • tmac rules on July 22nd, 2011 - 7:41am

     

    Jay: Hey. Remembering how to divide fractions is a challenge. Skateboarding down a wooden banister is a challenge. Reciting Hamlet with a bowling ball on your head is a challenge. This is no challenge.
    Jay: “I would love to stay and chat but that would keep me from leaving!”


  • Scotch tape on July 22nd, 2011 - 9:37am

     

    Penny- I can draw weapons!


  • Scott on July 22nd, 2011 - 12:31pm

     

    My favorite is Jay “Well they should be made to sit in some kinda chair in a…. in a corner for like a REALLY long time!” that’s my fav :D


  • lone ranger on July 22nd, 2011 - 5:40pm

     

    “Who was that masked man.”


  • tmac rules on July 22nd, 2011 - 6:20pm

     

    Buck fan #0…. Buck is amazing.. Emily is a know-it-all who happened to have a crush on him. EMILY was so weird around him. He did use her, true. But he did it to help Mr. Skint, his guardian, who RAISED him. He may be on the right path now. so PLEASE stop thrashing Buck. He’s awesome. (I bash Emily because I know too many people like her, and they all hate me.) :(


  • tmac rules on July 22nd, 2011 - 6:24pm

     

    Buck: I’d like some lemonade now.
    Eugene: That’s all right, we don’t need it anymore.
    Buck: What?
    Eugene: oh… Of COURSE Buck!!


  • Abby on July 23rd, 2011 - 6:07am

     

    From: The Green Ring Conspiracy, the very last line (Besides what Chris says @ the end)

    Whit: Case closed….for now. :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)


  • Caleb on July 23rd, 2011 - 1:27pm

     

    why do I feel like I still don’t know whats going on?

    :Connie Kendel


  • lauren on July 23rd, 2011 - 2:57pm

     

    i love you jason by connie


  • will on July 23rd, 2011 - 7:04pm

     

    My head just exploded.-Jay


  • cms on July 23rd, 2011 - 7:49pm

     

    I love the scene where eugene tries to get buck to try the lemonade.That was so funny. luv ya odessey!Ican’t wait for album 54 this fall!


  • syvia on July 24th, 2011 - 4:15pm

     

    Connie-why dose everything happen wen i am gone.


  • kristallyn on July 24th, 2011 - 9:08pm

     

    Emily “I would rather go get my ear wax removed or get a spinal tap.”…………. I have had two spinal taps, trust me you DON’T want one.


  • Anonymous on July 25th, 2011 - 7:06am

     

    sometimes I think about large balls of lint- POLEHAUS

    POLEHAUS TOTALLY ROCKS LIKE METROPOLITAN JELLO!!!!!!!
    ..


  • Anonymous on July 25th, 2011 - 2:11pm

     

    there were a lot of really funny things.. but here are some..:
    Loudly exclaimed euphamisms escape me!! :) so funny!!
    I love the part when Detective P. and Wally Hagler are talking – D. p. is talking about a printing thing that was in the shack, or whatever, and Jay comes in, half-way thru the conversation, and he’s like
    “Someone stole that printer!?!?!??!? man, he’s in trouble!!!!” and then he realizes that he wasn’t supposed to say that, and he’s like,”What printing thing??? I don’t know!:)


  • Regollin on July 25th, 2011 - 6:33pm

     

    Tmac rules: Thats ok that you don’t like emily. She is a little wierd :P


  • jay’s#1fan on July 25th, 2011 - 7:43pm

     

    Jay: “You heard me or do I have to say it again in Brial!”
    “It as your what that through me.”
    “I would love to stay but that would keep me from leaving.”
    And anything else that Jay, Connie or Wooten said!


  • Anonymous on July 26th, 2011 - 8:48am

     

    Eugene Meltsner: “Would you mind licking this spoon and telling me if it tastes funny?


  • cute bug on July 26th, 2011 - 1:14pm

     

    Buck: Heh. You have a thing about big trucks?
    Jay: Yeah, ever since I was a kid . . . you know, um, rrr, honk honk, wi-rrrrr, [continues to make truck noises], heey, pull it over, back it up, rurrr, parallel park, and . . . with a truck.


  • mdh on July 26th, 2011 - 1:38pm

     

    take of that discize


  • jesse on July 26th, 2011 - 3:27pm

     

    i love the part ware thay try to make buck drink the lemonade. (mrgreen)


  • Abigail on July 26th, 2011 - 6:34pm

     

    WOULD SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT’S GOING ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!-Connie


  • whit lover on July 28th, 2011 - 10:25am

     

    i love oddysey its my favorite radio drama lozve whit

    whitlover


  • tar on July 28th, 2011 - 6:09pm

     

    this is amazing


  • mat on July 28th, 2011 - 6:11pm

     

    aio is the only thing i listen to now because its on bibical principals and i loe jesus so thats why i listen to it


  • zxcfv on July 29th, 2011 - 8:53pm

     

    whare is whit why is whit gone plese contact me


  • roxy on July 29th, 2011 - 11:15pm

     

    I LOOOOOOOOOOOOVVVVVEEE “LOUDLY EXCLAIMMED EUPHANISIMS ESCAP ME!” IT IS SOOOOOO FUNNY:D


  • autum on July 30th, 2011 - 7:04am

     

    penny


  • autum on July 30th, 2011 - 7:05am

     

    conny


  • lone ranger on July 31st, 2011 - 4:16pm

     

    “Who was that masked man?”

    by The Lone Ranger. Hi ho Silver!!!!!!!


  • Bridget on July 31st, 2011 - 6:17pm

     

    “The best is yet to come.”
    ~ John Avery Whittaker
    I love this line! :)


  • Heidi on August 1st, 2011 - 11:16am

     

    Connie:he was here!
    Whit:who?!
    Connie:Jason!
    Whit: my Jason?
    Monti:Uncle Jason?
    Connie:Yes! and he had a message for you, TLC
    Whit:(chuckles) tender loving care?
    Monti: (sarcastically)well how sweet!
    Connie: no! he wasn’t being sweet he said it had to do with the money and that you would figure it out


  • Miss oliver on August 1st, 2011 - 7:50pm

     

    Matthew: “Uhhhh…Eugene?…Why are you putting Buck’s toothpick into a plastic bag?” Eugene: “Oh, uh,…its uh…uh, a keepsake of sorts.” “Oookay…thats weird, what are you gunna do with it? Have it bronzed?” Eugene: *chuckles* “O-ho, Matthew, your so amusing. Parden me while I call Detective Polehaus.”

    “…Nice little moment with holding hands across the creek, by the way, must be looo-vvee!!…” -Jay


  • aBBEY on August 2nd, 2011 - 3:23pm

     

    Don Polehaus: I became nasty because of guys like you.
    Wally Haggler: I’m not who I was.
    Don Polehaus: Sure you are. People don’t ever change. Not really.

    Don Polehaus: Stay close, Haggler. We’re not finished with this. Not by a long shot.

    Don Polehaus: And get rid of that toothpick! It’ll stunt your growth!


  • PUPPY RAISER on August 2nd, 2011 - 6:38pm

     

    EMILY: I’d rather have my ear wax removed or get a spinal tap!
    MATTHEW: You don’t even know what a spinal tap is.
    Emily: I know it’s not an Uraban legend.
    i love that line :)


  • marna on August 2nd, 2011 - 7:28pm

     

    JAY: Not mine weirdo gotta go!!!!!


  • marna on August 2nd, 2011 - 7:29pm

     

    JAY: nice moment holding hands while cossing the creek by the way!! huh huh must be LOVE!!!!!


  • marna on August 2nd, 2011 - 7:31pm

     

    PENNY: then your name would be “connie kendal kicked a cooper keatle carelessly!!!!!!!!!!


  • marna on August 2nd, 2011 - 7:34pm

     

    MATTHEW: “you give me a duck and a trip to the grand canyon and ill prove a ducks quack doesnt echo!!!!”


  • joy on August 3rd, 2011 - 6:04am

     

    Eugene:”I think she is having a proverbial melt down!”
    My parents use that a lot when they talk about me.


  • Nichole on August 12th, 2011 - 11:10am

     

    Buck: “Thanks for helping me Emily. I really appreciate it. You may have solved the case.”
    Emily: “Well, I couldn’t of done it with out you. She paused, “Or Jay unfortunately.”
    (Jay is so funny in the GRC. Can’t wait for more.)
    Adventures in Odyssey is so funny and so inspiring. Love you guys. Keep doing what you are doing. :)


  • Nichole on August 12th, 2011 - 11:22am

     

    Detective Polehaus: Just looking for some missing printing equipment.
    Jay: Missing. Did someone steal it? It was right there yesterday.
    Wally: Jay! Get a clue, will ya?
    Jay: About what?
    Polehaus: Thanks kid you’re a big help.
    Jay: Ohh.
    Polehaus: Ok Wally. Let’s stop playing games. Where did you put the equipment?
    Jay: Equipment? What equipment?
    Wally: It’s too late Jay.
    Poor Jay. LOL!!!!!


  • me on August 18th, 2011 - 9:09pm

     

    MY head just exploded


  • PIE LOVER on August 20th, 2011 - 2:17pm

     

    Odyssey is so awsome!!!


  • Emma s on August 21st, 2011 - 1:16pm

     

    Album 34 Mandy’s Debut
    Bernard Walton-
    Something like me exotic with a touch of mystery……. Got any vanilla?


  • camasthecat on August 22nd, 2011 - 11:02pm

     

    That’s no man. That’s Matthew.

    -Jay. (One of my favorite characters) GO JAY!!!

    WOULD SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT’S GOING ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    -Connie

    Thanks Abigail for connie’s quote. I didn’t have to type down all those “!!!”

    BTW, my keyboard died so I’m using the on screen keyboard. o_O


  • camasthecat on August 22nd, 2011 - 11:14pm

     

    even more!!!

    Jay – I would love to stay here and chat but that would keep me from leaving

    Jay: The only one sitting down around here is him, when they drop him in the electric chair for being a counterfeiter. Eugene: Jay,counterfeiters don’t go to the electric chair. Jay: Well they should be made to sit in some kind of chair, in a corner, for a like a really long time.


  • camasthecat on August 22nd, 2011 - 11:18pm

     

    even more!!! :D

    Matthew and Nelson by the Creek:

    Matthew: Look, it’s an appleberry!

    Nelson: I didn’t think those grew so close to moving water.

    Detective Polehaus: Martin! Just the person I wanted to yell at!

    Detective Polehaus: Yeah, and sometimes I think about big balls of lint.


  • camasthecat on August 22nd, 2011 - 11:20pm

     

    EVEN MORE!!!

    Emily – “Ooh, you’re putting on latex gloves! That’s so cool! Is that to protect any fingerprints?”
    Polehaus – “No, it’s to protect me from any icky germs.”
    Emily – “Really?”
    Polehaus – “No, it’s to protect any fingerprints.”

    “I have an ice-cream scoop and I know how to use it!” Jay said this to Buck.

    I’m done now. I will stop annoying the moderators.

    ;D


  • ASHley on August 25th, 2011 - 9:23am

     

    Polehaus: “Detective Polehaus here”
    Connie: “Detective WHO???????”


  • will on August 30th, 2011 - 10:04am

     

    stop chewing on toothpicks!


  • will on August 30th, 2011 - 10:04am

     

    buck


  • sarahbethy96 on September 3rd, 2011 - 8:28am

     

    Jay: “I went to see the plane crash”
    Emily: “We were just there – what time were you there?”
    Jay: “Like 5 minutes before whatever time YOU were there!!”


  • sarahbethy96 on September 3rd, 2011 - 8:32am

     

    Emily & Jay – “Why does he know that? Who knows that kink of stuff?!?!”


  • sarahbethy96 on September 3rd, 2011 - 8:44am

     

    Wooton: “Oh! And the raspberry sodas – oo oo, wooton’s gotta make a list! Now hold tight connie, its rhododendron time!!”


  • regan on September 5th, 2011 - 4:10pm

     

    i watched this like 5 months ago and i still remember it clearly


  • MANDIE on September 5th, 2011 - 5:47pm

     

    “Not mine wierdo, gotta go!” -Jay
    “Oh, that’s OK I don’t need it anymore.” -Eugene
    “I feel like all of my internal orgins have been slamed up against my brain.” – Connie
    “Ya it is and I know how to use it!” -Jay


  • AREM on September 8th, 2011 - 9:54am

     

    great quotes MANDIE :D :razz:
    ~Abby
    aka AREM~


  • Oddysey fan on September 8th, 2011 - 8:50pm

     

    Here’s one of mine:
    Jay:You don’t know the owner will give you a reward.Why don’t you turn it to the police?

    Mathew:Then it’ll end up in a box somewhere.Besides,its not about the reward,it’s about the challenge.

    Jay:Hey!Remembering how to divide fractions,is a challenge!Skateboarding down a ramp,is a challenge!Reciting Hamlet,with a bowling ball on your head,is a challenge!This is no challenge!

    Mathew:Why did you recite Shakespeare with a-..

    Jay:Forget about it!


  • arem #2 on September 11th, 2011 - 6:19pm

     

    Connie: “Some spiecies have fangs…”
    Katrina: “He screams like a girl!”
    Eugene:” No I don’t! … AHHHHHHH!!”

    ~Sparky The Happy Giraffe~
    aka Mandie :)


  • goo on September 15th, 2011 - 5:11pm

     

    marvin:I’m not going to go on stage with a swimming pool in my head!!


  • Abi on September 17th, 2011 - 10:18am

     

    “Why does everything happen when I’m gone????”
    “Oh, had a little domestic argument, have you?”
    “Why do I get the feeling that I still don’t know whats going on around here??”
    -Connie
    “Winnie the Pooh blanket, licorice, grape soda,
    we are ready for a picnic!” -Wooton or Penny


  • random kid on October 20th, 2011 - 1:05pm

     

    Connie: “Why does every thing happer when I’m gone?”


  • i’m a person on October 20th, 2011 - 1:07pm

     

    I love odyssey! my favorite cd!!!


  • horselover on October 27th, 2011 - 2:24pm

     

    Well,then, he should be made to sit in SOME kind of a corner, for like, a REALLY LONG TIME!!
    -Jay

    Um, Jay, that’s an ice cream scoop.
    -Buck
    :)


  • megan on October 30th, 2011 - 2:33pm

     

    “Do you know your nose crinkles up when you’re excited.”
    Priscilla Peterson in The Amazing Looser
    “Can water give you pimples?”
    Erica in W-O-R-R-Y


  • j c on November 27th, 2011 - 4:40pm

     

    Wooten- (anything Wooten ever says is funny) :) :D


  • n on November 27th, 2011 - 4:42pm

     

    Hi!


  • Kaio on December 2nd, 2011 - 5:52am

     

    Eugene- I BEG your PARDON!


  • Emma on December 21st, 2011 - 10:22am

     

    :) :P :D : mad :


  • Emma on December 21st, 2011 - 10:24am

     

    :( :P :D :’


  • Haley on January 8th, 2012 - 8:13pm

     

    How to sink a Sub
    Jay: AHHH Mutiny!!! Take over!! Oh, oops

    Class: Laughs


  • HAnnah on February 16th, 2012 - 2:10pm

     

    Buck: I thought this town was all about love and trust and friendship.I’m so disappointed.
    Eugene: Love,trust and friendship aren’t the same as blind stupidity.

    Whit:Be careful,Jason.Don’t get lost in the labyrinth.
    Jason: You won’t get away with,Archie. Double-crossers usually wind up double-crossed!

    I LOVE ADVENTURES IN ODYSSEY!


  • HAnnah on February 18th, 2012 - 7:18pm

     

    Sorry. Made a mistake.

    Jason: You won’t get away with this,Archie. Double-crossers usually wind up double-crossed!


  • Casey on March 13th, 2012 - 12:27pm

     

    Nice….backpack.
    Thanks,i got it to match the coffee stains on my shirt


  • Casey on March 13th, 2012 - 1:11pm

     

    Emily- i’d rather get my earwax removed or get a spinal tab or something.
    Matthew-you don’t even know whar a spinal tab is,emily.
    Emily-i know its not an urban legend.


  • alyssa on March 13th, 2012 - 7:05pm

     

    Detetive Polhouse:
    Any body want some bad coffe?


  • alyssa on March 13th, 2012 - 7:10pm

     

    Oops! Detective Polhouse;
    “Any body wont some bad coffe?”


  • Owl lover on May 31st, 2012 - 9:19pm

     

    Polehaus: By the way, do you find rudely terse endearing enough to consider having dinner with me?
    Manager Lady: What about Mrs. Detective Polehaus?
    Polehaus: Oh she succumbed to a heart attack 7 years ago.
    Manager Lady: I’m sure she’s just using that as an excuse, next customer please!
    Whit: Ouch.
    Polehaus: Call it a gift.

    Or something like that, I’m not sure if that’s verbatum. 8)


  • Owl lover on May 31st, 2012 - 9:25pm

     

    Wally Haggler (to Dirk Beggs) : Let me call for help. Man! You look like death sucking on a bad lemon!

    I crack up every time I hear that! :lol:


  • Owl lover on May 31st, 2012 - 9:30pm

     

    Eugene: I may be wrong, but I’m rather certain I heard a kazoo in the stringed section! Oh, save me!

    and

    Emily: What are we waiting for?
    Eugene: For what are we waiting.
    Emily: I asked you first!


  • Owl lover on June 1st, 2012 - 7:17pm

     

    Matthew: So, you like nature as long as it isn’t natural?
    Nelson: Is that unreasonable?
    ****
    Emily: No! You call ME when I snap out of this mood! I mean, you call me when… oh, never mind.
    ****
    Nelson: Walk closer!
    Matthew: Okay, your starting to freak me out.
    ****
    Eugene: Well, I enjoy old fashioned carnivals, apart from the freak show displays. >shudder< They remind me too much of my first year in middle school.
    ****
    I just got GRC on DD so I have alot of quotes floating around in my head! ;)


  • Owl lover on June 1st, 2012 - 7:33pm

     

    I think Detective Polhaus and Jay are the funniest characters in the Green Ring Conspiracy!

    Bring Polehaus back please!
    And Buck too! :D
    (I think I speak for a lot of people when I say that Buck should come back.) :mrgreen:


  • emily on June 12th, 2012 - 10:11am

     

    Need I say…? Well, YEAH… Jason is AMAZING. :)


  • Aio is gr8! on June 18th, 2012 - 1:28pm

     

    Emily: Well, what are we waiting for?
    Eugene: Um, for what are we waiting.
    Emily: I asked you first!
    Love that one so much!


  • Aio is gr8! on June 18th, 2012 - 1:34pm

     

    Ooh! I’ve got another!
    Matthew: I hope nobody sees me. I just sat down on a banana peel.
    I always laugh when I here that one!!


  • Aio is gr8! on June 18th, 2012 - 1:58pm

     

    Ok my sister wants me to put one up there for her.
    The bush in btv temptation: Oh, sweetie pie, what up wich you??
    She really likes that one. Did you know Jess harnell does the bush??


  • ABBY on July 1st, 2012 - 3:11pm

     

    I agree with emily. I LIKE HIM TO


  • jay’s #2 fan on July 11th, 2012 - 7:40am

     

    Decisions, decisions, I love all of the quotes! Jay Smouse is my favorite.


  • Tori on July 11th, 2012 - 7:41am

     

    BTW, comment 4, it’s raspberry soda’s, not cranberry soda.


  • ABI!!!! on July 23rd, 2012 - 1:51am

     

    Jay “the only person sitting around is him when they drop him in the electric chair for being a counterfeiter!”
    Eugene”they dont put counterfeiters in the electric chair jay.”
    Jay”well they should be made to sit in some type of chair for like a really long time!”

    Matthew “Um you do know its unhealthy to chew gum other people throw away”
    jay”pppht yea i gave that up years ago”

    Buck”do u know how dads go of to war and die like heroes for their country” emily”yea”Buck”mine was nothing like tha


  • ABI!!!! on July 23rd, 2012 - 1:55am

     

    Jay”things arent getting weirder
    Matthew “will you come out from their
    Jay”nope im really gone now bye!

    Wooton “i know connie i never kid about licorice:cool:
    :blush:


  • Owl lover on July 25th, 2012 - 7:13pm

     

    GRC, BEST. ALBUM. EVER. ‘Nough said. :cool:


  • rosie on August 16th, 2012 - 1:10pm

     

    A quote from the green ring conspiracy.
    Wally haggler: you heard the man Jay, we have to pull the switch!
    Jay: that was no man, that was Mathew.
    Wally haggler: will you just help me pull that switch?!?!
    Jay is so funny!! Totally of my fav people on AIO.
    sincerely, Jays #1 fan


  • rosie on August 16th, 2012 - 4:03pm

     

    sorry, a little letter mix up at the end there. it was supposed to be this. Totally one of my fav people on AIO. Is any one besides me still commenting? because it would really be fun to type back and forth with someone.


  • Nathaniel on October 16th, 2012 - 11:26am

     

    Martin!!!
    Detective Polehaus


  • ISAAC on October 18th, 2012 - 9:07am

     

    this is dirk beggs i know you said not to call on this number but i’m hurt it all went wrong i’m at haglers junk yard come and get me
    i love dirk


  • Nathaniel on October 18th, 2012 - 12:50pm

     

    Why do you like dirk


  • ISAAC on October 18th, 2012 - 12:54pm

     

    Jay ” Watch the counter? Watch the counter!!! Free icecream for counter watchers


  • Anonymous on October 29th, 2012 - 12:23pm

     

    “I don’t think she’ll recognize me what with the CLOWN OUTFIT and all.” Monty


  • Rose on December 4th, 2012 - 9:00pm

     

    “I think all names should have one… …you would too if you had a name like Penny Wise”
    -Penny Wise


  • stkor on January 1st, 2013 - 6:02pm

     

    ok


  • ian on February 6th, 2013 - 8:20pm

     

    My favrite quotes are
    “You heard me or do I have to say it agian in brail?” Jay Smouse
    “Wooton has to make a list,OK, now swing hard it’s rodadendrin time” Wooton Bassett
    “Well, they should be made to sit on some kind of chair for like a really long time” Jay Smose


  • Chicken legs on February 27th, 2013 - 6:09pm

     

    “you heard me, or do I have to say it again in Braille?”


  • kate on May 17th, 2013 - 12:42pm

     

    Jay: Now listen, I saw Emily with that new guy, Buck.
    Matthew: Uh, what about it?
    Jay: I don’t trust him.
    Matthew: Why not?
    Jay: Because he’s not to be trusted.
    Matthew: Jay, putting the words in a different order doesn’t make it any clearer!
    Jay:I’m just saying! We’ll talk–later.
    Matthew: Umm, ok but Jay! Jay! Is just my imagination, or are things getting weird around here?
    Jay: Things are getting weird!
    Matthew: Will you get out from behind there?!
    Jay: No! I’m really gone this time!


  • lena on June 12th, 2013 - 5:02pm

     

    from “The Top Floor”, album 48: Moment of Truth

    Dalton’s henchman knocks Whit out with an antique vase and Dalton says

    “HEY!!
    You just gave him a $50,000 bump on the head!”


  • LAURA on July 8th, 2013 - 7:30am

     

    Here are probably my top 2:

    Buck Oliver: “If you wanna make friends, don’t ever do noises like that again.”

    Wooton Basset: “That’s amazing Connie. That’s uncanny. It’s like you’re living in a refrigerator box in an invisible park of my mind. Which is really sort of creepy when you think about it.”


  • LAURA on July 8th, 2013 - 7:33am

     

    Oh sorry I don’t know if the second one (the refrigerator box one) was in album 53 but I love it anyway. :) Can anyone tell me what album and/or episode it’s in?


  • somone on July 8th, 2013 - 8:39am

     

    Hello,i’m new to here


  • Sam sparks on October 27th, 2013 - 9:33am

     

    Hello?is anyone here??


  • sam sparks on November 7th, 2013 - 1:10pm

     

    WOOHOO!! 700th comment!!!!


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